Reasons to vote Conservative - #1 (of 1)

[vestanpance]

Here's a little video of ex-Public Schoolboy and serial shagger Boris Johnson representing his country with aplomb in a sporting contest against our bitter rivals Germany.

There's not many reasons to vote Blue, but by Christ this is one of them. I believe Pulis tried to sign him after reviewing the footage.



Outstanding.

[Deleted]

That’s some challenge!!

Was that Bozza or was it Griffin?

[TheDee51]

I would of thought there was a lot of reasons to vote blue unless you like living in a shithole of a country, like paying people to sit on their arses all day doing fook all, like not receiving the proper NHS treatment, like our children growing up to be nerds, like the multi-lingual country we have become.

Boris Johnson for Prime Minister I say, he certainly couldnt do any worse than the fat twat who has inherited the post.

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“I would of thought there was a lot of reasons to vote blue unless you like living in a shithole of a country, like paying people to sit on their arses all day doing fook all, like not receiving the proper NHS treatment, like our children growing up to be nerds, like the multi-lingual country we have become.”

So you’re voting red then?

[vestanpance]

Well said.

We've been noticably short of Public Schoolboys with no policies to run our country for some time now.

Bring back the sodmites!

[Stick It On Cort's Head]

boris johnson is a legend!

[TheDee51]

vestanpance - u sound very similar to Dixegnawmuss, funny that.

[vestanpance]

So i'm told. Have you ever seen us in the same room together?

[TheDee51]

hmmm, now you come to mention it...........................no