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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Mar 2, 2008 17:42:53 GMT
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to nursery school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy..
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap,
until finally...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 2, 2008 17:45:22 GMT
yes but you have to go through the experience of being inserted into your mums fanny.
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Post by emery1985 on Mar 2, 2008 18:48:00 GMT
lol
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 2, 2008 18:54:22 GMT
BEB has utterly destroyed that otherwise very rational argument in one fell swoop.  |
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Mar 3, 2008 16:14:38 GMT
You finish off as an orgasm. ;D |
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Post by leeklad on Mar 4, 2008 10:19:17 GMT
the thought of being fired back up yer dads japseye!!!!!!URGH
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