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Post by hawth121087 on Feb 12, 2012 13:45:08 GMT
One line only...go
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Post by Ayupshag on Feb 12, 2012 13:46:49 GMT
The game is shockingly poor
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Post by werrington on Feb 12, 2012 13:47:18 GMT
Yer bored shitless
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 13:47:48 GMT
You feel like fucking off at half time
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Post by eranu on Feb 12, 2012 13:49:12 GMT
The right back plays left back, and the left back plays on the right.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Feb 12, 2012 13:49:16 GMT
Euthanasia is more appealing.
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Post by potters 22 on Feb 12, 2012 13:50:27 GMT
You pinch yerself and find yes we are actually in the prem...
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Post by stokielancer on Feb 12, 2012 13:51:49 GMT
Your wondering why you bothered turning up!
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Post by tazi on Feb 12, 2012 13:52:01 GMT
We lose due to no Sidibe.
SIDIBE FOR PRESIDENT #2...
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Post by ragbone82 on Feb 12, 2012 13:53:42 GMT
The best players are on the bench or out of position
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Post by manchesterpotter on Feb 12, 2012 13:56:35 GMT
When I'm the best option of cover for Etherington.
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Feb 12, 2012 13:58:20 GMT
when its -300 degrees in the summer
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Post by JP on Feb 12, 2012 14:17:17 GMT
when you can smell people smoking the Herb behind you ;D
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Post by Los Alfareros on Feb 12, 2012 14:33:26 GMT
Im hammered at 3 o'clock in the afternoon See you all in 2 weeks!!
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Feb 12, 2012 14:47:59 GMT
The Harry potter look-a-like kid that sits in front nearly Spontaneous combusts due to Delap coming on from the bench.
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Post by richybow on Feb 12, 2012 14:56:08 GMT
My 8 year old falls asleep during the match. It's the only time he's ever slept in the day, but credit to TP, he's achieved the seemingly impossible. ;D
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Post by luke45 on Feb 12, 2012 14:57:22 GMT
You come home complaining of neck strain despite being sat on row 21.
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 12, 2012 15:20:29 GMT
your bamboozled before a ball has been kicked
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Feb 12, 2012 15:20:54 GMT
The wife questions your sanity
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Post by mark71 on Feb 12, 2012 15:24:59 GMT
Suicide is painless, it brings on many changes, I can take or leave it if I please.
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bigboots
Youth Player
Annie eat your oatcake
Posts: 436
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Post by bigboots on Feb 12, 2012 15:30:07 GMT
you wonder why you bother
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Post by Stoke711 on Feb 12, 2012 15:32:24 GMT
you deliberately lose your season ticket so you can't go
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Post by redsaturday on Feb 12, 2012 15:35:31 GMT
Your watching a different game on your phone
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Post by banburypotter on Feb 12, 2012 15:38:10 GMT
watching paint dry becomes a more viable option
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Post by baystokie on Feb 12, 2012 15:41:12 GMT
The ref gives himself a red card.
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Post by tweet on Feb 12, 2012 15:43:28 GMT
When you go for your half time pint 5 minutes after kick off and pray there is a huge queue
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Post by smigchop on Feb 12, 2012 15:48:01 GMT
When there is no pies and/or bovril on the shittest, snowiest, coldest match of the year.
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Post by tomcmod on Feb 12, 2012 15:51:15 GMT
...when you dont feel like killing yourself as you're not on the oatcake!
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Post by stokemark on Feb 12, 2012 16:23:34 GMT
You take a radio to tune in to Dave Kemp as you know you need an hour to calm yourself down after hearing our latest excuse of a line up
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 12, 2012 16:26:45 GMT
The Ref thinks only one side commits fouls.
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