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Feb 29, 2008 18:48:13 GMT
Post by Olgrligm on Feb 29, 2008 18:48:13 GMT
Why does Raphael Benitez keep rotating his squad? To keep the robbers guessing who'll be at home on matchdays.
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Feb 29, 2008 18:55:01 GMT
Post by lurcherman on Feb 29, 2008 18:55:01 GMT
Wabbits
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you
have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a
thoft,fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers .
" I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk."
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Mar 1, 2008 1:03:25 GMT
Post by kidsgrovepotter on Mar 1, 2008 1:03:25 GMT
i like
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Mar 1, 2008 1:10:35 GMT
Post by bostedclog on Mar 1, 2008 1:10:35 GMT
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme ;D
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Mar 1, 2008 1:18:16 GMT
Post by bostedclog on Mar 1, 2008 1:18:16 GMT
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil. dumb ass yanks www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/cartoonsagain.htm
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Mar 1, 2008 1:29:18 GMT
Post by powchirper on Mar 1, 2008 1:29:18 GMT
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Mar 1, 2008 1:36:07 GMT
Post by bostedclog on Mar 1, 2008 1:36:07 GMT
hes nuts
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Mar 1, 2008 1:39:48 GMT
Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 1, 2008 1:39:48 GMT
UUUUUUUURGH!
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Mar 1, 2008 8:57:59 GMT
Post by stokiematt on Mar 1, 2008 8:57:59 GMT
normal ball point pens work in space, they dont use pencils because of the tip breaking and floating into equipment and breaking it. Said so on QI
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