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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 11:54:55 GMT
…..how can the worlds most powerful country potentially have a woman as its leader?
What happens for “that” time of the month or in general there mood swings? Will we see countries being bombed purely because of PMT or because Ehud Olmert left the toilet seat up?
Who is going to do the cleaning, washing up and cooking at the white house?
I can’t see it working.
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 29, 2008 11:57:07 GMT
WOMEN SHOULD KNOW THERE SODDING PLACE.....!!
(Monica lewinski did ...Ooeer.!)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 11:58:34 GMT
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
No, you fucked her in the face Bill.
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 29, 2008 12:02:40 GMT
I dread to think what people would say if Wacko Jacko ever run for President... It would be the youngest defence committee ever...  ;D |
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 29, 2008 12:04:25 GMT
I think you have introduced a fascinating topic here WD, and one that requires a great deal of rumination.
Firstly, are we sure that Clinton still has her monthlies? This would certainly explain her sketchy performances during Democratic debating sessions with Senator Obama, and why she looks a little bloated on occasions. I must admit, the thought of the leader of the free world trying to flush a maxi pad down the White House shitter is one that fills me with dread!!
Secondly, can we say with any certainty that the bloody feminists wouldn't just take over then? Say what you want about the old Joe Raqui's but their birds don't give them any lip. What about if she has to go to Afghanistan and that? Are they going to respect her, or shoot her because her ankles are showing? Laugh all you like, but it's a serious fucking point i'm making here.
And she'll accuse the House of Representitives of not caring about her feelings and that, and she'll blart if she doen't get her own way. Of course, if she fucks it all up then at least Bill can take time away from his fellatio sessions to lend her a hand and that. A bit like reverse parking.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 12:08:29 GMT
Scenario A: -
“You never take a second to think how I feel. You don’t appreciate or understand me at all. What about MY needs”
“Hilary we are here to discuss the crisis in the Middle East”
“There you go again, it’s all you, you, you, what about me?”
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 29, 2008 12:08:39 GMT
Bubbles for defence chief ...
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 29, 2008 12:11:43 GMT
Scenario B:
"Madam President, we are receiving patchy information regarding Soviet Troop movements near our missile positions in Turkmeinistan. The Joint Chiefs are on a conference call awaiting your order"
"Tell them to call back after Sex & the City"
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Post by serpico on Feb 29, 2008 12:14:01 GMT
I wouldn't be to worried about it, looks like Barack Hussein Obama is getting closer than Hillary to the nomination, although i wouldn't rule out Hillary still winning it, the Clintons are dirty tricksters they probably have something up there sleeve for when things get really desperate.
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Post by Mr Jon on Feb 29, 2008 12:14:48 GMT
vestanpance  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 12:16:45 GMT
Scenario C:
"Madam President, we are receiving patchy information regarding Soviet Troop movements near our missile positions in Turkmeinistan. The Joint Chiefs are on a conference call awaiting your order"
"Tut tut, boys will be boys. Tell them to think about there actions and I will talk to them when they grow up and act there age………………….does my bum look big in this?"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 12:19:19 GMT
It’s not a conspiracy serps.
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Post by serpico on Feb 29, 2008 12:21:09 GMT
It’s not a conspiracy serps. What isn't ? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 12:22:28 GMT
Hugh Jackman.
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Post by ben88 on Feb 29, 2008 12:30:56 GMT
the choice between a women or a blackman in charge,
the redknecks must be going off their rockers
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 12:31:51 GMT
Could be worse, could be a black woman.
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 29, 2008 12:35:34 GMT
Scenario C
"Madam President, on behalf of the peoples of the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland, may i welcome you to Downing Street and wish every success in what will undoubtedly be a difficult transitional period in the history of American Politics"
"Ooooooooooh, i do like your curtains, M&S?"
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Post by serpico on Feb 29, 2008 12:41:07 GMT
the choice between a women or a blackman in charge, the redknecks must be going off their rockers This isn't the presidential election though, only to nominate the democrat leader, the red necks still have a horse in the race for president |
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Feb 29, 2008 12:42:28 GMT
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 29, 2008 12:46:25 GMT
Fucking Hell.
What i find slightly disconcerting serpico is that McCain is, if the media is to be believed, considered somewhat of a compassionate concservative. Indeed the neo-conservative element are positively apoplectic at his centre-right ways.
The republican party ladies and gentleman. Governing with a Bible in one hand and a Shotgun in the other since time immemorial. And they even get elected more often than not.
Bloody frightening.
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Post by serpico on Feb 29, 2008 12:57:01 GMT
Fucking Hell. What i find slightly disconcerting serpico is that McCain is, if the media is to be believed, considered somewhat of a compassionate concservative. Indeed the neo-conservative element are positively apoplectic at his centre-right ways. The neo-cons had pinned there hopes on Guiliani but since he completely f-ed up his campaign they are now flocking to McCain in droves, he's more to the center in terms of immigration/gun control etc, i think thats what upsets the "conservatives", but in terms of foreign policy he's probably the most frightening prospect, he'd make Cheney look like Ghandi and Bush seem like Albert Einstein and the unfathomable fact of all is that anti war independents have been voting for McCain  , if the exit polls are to be believed (yes i am that sad, i read the exit polls). |
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 29, 2008 13:08:27 GMT
To be honest, i've kept more than a watching brief, simply because it's refreshing to see democracy (though the debate regarding American politics & democracy could go on a while) actually in action. Since we are given no real choices in our own country, we have to take an interest elsewhere. I watched Guilliani's campaign believing that he was a shoe-in, but when he didn't even enter the early caucasses it was evident he was onto a loser. Clearly in the bastardisation of our language the word "impotus" has been removed from the American dictionaries.
So the greatest single power in the World is given a choice between a septogenarian ignoramus who could not find his allies (or indeed the middle east) on a map; a woman who believes she somehow has a divine right to the job because her husband has done it and a man who is so criminally short of cogent policy, whenever he's questioned he shouts the word "change".
I wish them well.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 13:11:07 GMT
WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH there, admin please remove this thread. It’s become serious.
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Post by the cat on Feb 29, 2008 13:17:27 GMT
How can you trust anyone who will go to these lengths
Hillary has 'reverse Michael Jackson' in last ditch attempt to beat Obama
Hillary Clinton has taken the drastic step of undergoing cosmetic surgery to change her race so she can better compete against Barack Obama it was revealed today. The skin pigmentation treatment was carried out over the weekend in a last ditch attempt to get the former First Lady the extra votes she believes she needs to win the Democratic nomination.
The Clinton camp attempted to play down the drastic change in their embattled candidate’s racial appearance. ‘This election is about issues not the ethnicity or gender of the potential nominees’ said Hillary, adding ‘Yo, and ma homies is agreein’ wid me, ya dig? Um, and rice and peas and other black stuff…’
;D
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 29, 2008 13:22:34 GMT
Dear God. I genuinely hope that's true.
Just as a by-thought, have you seen the tits on Obama's Mrs? I certainly like to show her my poll, then exit (etc, etc..)
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Post by serpico on Feb 29, 2008 13:24:37 GMT
To be honest, i've kept more than a watching brief, simply because it's refreshing to see democracy (though the debate regarding American politics & democracy could go on a while) actually in action. Since we are given no real choices in our own country, we have to take an interest elsewhere. I watched Guilliani's campaign believing that he was a shoe-in, but when he didn't even enter the early caucasses it was evident he was onto a loser. Clearly in the bastardisation of our language the word "impotus" has been removed from the American dictionaries. So the greatest single power in the World is given a choice between a septogenarian ignoramus who could not find his allies (or indeed the middle east) on a map; a woman who believes she somehow has a divine right to the job because her husband has done it and a man who is criminally short of cogent policy, whenever he's questioned he shouts the word "change". I wish them well. Giulianni, McCain, Clinton, Obama et al are clueless, establishment puppets, Obama to a lesser extent but he has people like zbigniew brzezinski advising him, hardly "change", the only candidate who talks sense and understands foreign policy is Ron Paul and he doesn't stand a chance - |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 13:25:14 GMT
I like turtles.
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Post by TheDee51 on Feb 29, 2008 13:29:49 GMT
WD - Teenage fighting ones?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 13:31:52 GMT
No mate, don't be silly |
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Post by vestanpance on Feb 29, 2008 13:35:08 GMT
That's ruined it.
Fucking Ninja Turtles and their bastard pizza being instructed by a 5' rat. Never seen such unadulterated shit.
He-Man was good though. That Skeletor was a right cunt.
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;D
, if the exit polls are to be believed (yes i am that sad, i read the exit polls). 
