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Post by Miniman on Feb 27, 2008 15:58:21 GMT
Just leave facts you find/know here for people to either laugh or cringe....
Up to 25% of hospital keyboards carry the MRSA infection!!!
Iceland has the highest concentration of broadband users in the world!!!
Ever wondered what the word 'Crap' means....
The first known marketer of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper!!! ;D
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Post by Miniman on Feb 27, 2008 16:05:11 GMT
The green stuff on the occasional freak crisp is chlorophyll...get loads of them together and try and poison somebody!!!
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Post by ben88 on Feb 27, 2008 16:08:42 GMT
a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm
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Post by TheDee51 on Feb 27, 2008 16:11:18 GMT
Radiohead are wank ;D
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Post by Miniman on Feb 27, 2008 16:13:14 GMT
The average man drinks 132 pints of beer every year...not much if you ask me....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:13:22 GMT
Bangkok does not exist.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:14:26 GMT
“The average man drinks 132 pints of beer every year...not much if you ask me....”
That’s roughly 1 every 3 days. That’s not an average man, that’s a lame-ass excuse for a man or a man under the thumb…..
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 27, 2008 16:15:32 GMT
Pakistanis have weaker shinbones than the average caucasian.
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Post by Miniman on Feb 27, 2008 16:16:04 GMT
thought that too but then read the rest of the page and said its not in england....dont know what country it was....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:18:09 GMT
Maybe they misspelled the word “year”? It should be spelt month.
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Post by TheDee51 on Feb 27, 2008 16:19:43 GMT
Jesus was not born on December 25th
Eve (off of Adam and Eve) did not take a bite out of an apple
Lost is the best programme on TV (just in front of Shameless)
Heroes is starting again in August
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:20:57 GMT
Hugh Jackman is a myth.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 27, 2008 16:36:13 GMT
FACT - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
sorry it was only a matter of time ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:38:06 GMT
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.  ;D |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 27, 2008 16:40:01 GMT
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:42:16 GMT
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 27, 2008 16:42:52 GMT
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 16:45:10 GMT
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Post by ben88 on Feb 27, 2008 16:50:53 GMT
radiohead are ace, ive just started on series 2 of lost dee, and im buying the 360 game on friday when it comes out  |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 27, 2008 16:51:08 GMT
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Post by DansViews on Feb 27, 2008 17:38:16 GMT
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Post by serpico on Feb 27, 2008 19:39:50 GMT
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Post by Miniman on Feb 28, 2008 17:43:00 GMT
Sure as hell didn't want this to be called the Chuck Norris thread....
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 28, 2008 17:47:29 GMT
aplogies lets try and get it back on track
FACT - Only one book has been distributed in more copies then the Bible; The IKEA catalog.
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