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Post by ben88 on Feb 27, 2008 11:06:46 GMT
What’s the difference between a butcher and an insomniac......?
One weighs a steak and the other stays awake
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 11:13:07 GMT
I don't get it?
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 27, 2008 11:24:34 GMT
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?...
One walks on the moon and the other f*cks young boys!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 27, 2008 11:41:33 GMT
Jones that's fucking quality! ;D
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 27, 2008 11:49:54 GMT
Karma me up then boother - good un innit ;D
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Feb 27, 2008 11:58:15 GMT
Whats the difference between a counterfeit dollar and Amy Winehouse?
One's a phoney buck.....
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 27, 2008 12:03:55 GMT
Whats blue and screams.
someone with a plastic bag over their head.
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 27, 2008 21:27:16 GMT
whats big,veiny,and stinks of cheese,
a big vein with cheese on top.
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 27, 2008 21:51:35 GMT
whats blue and doesnt fit?
A dead epileptic
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 27, 2008 21:56:39 GMT
why did the little girl fall of the swings?
she had no arms
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Post by luke45 on Feb 27, 2008 22:09:07 GMT
two snowmen stood in a field.......one says.....
can you smell carrotts?
best fetch me coat..
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 27, 2008 22:13:21 GMT
my mate was found dead in a bath of frosties they are looking for a cereal killer ;D best yet  |
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 27, 2008 22:17:19 GMT
News Flashman has been shot in bentilee with a carpet on his sholder police think its rug related
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 27, 2008 22:23:45 GMT
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Crib death.  kinda sick, Enjoy |
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 27, 2008 22:26:27 GMT
whats the differance between a wank and a blow job.
Three letters
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Post by leeklad on Feb 27, 2008 23:54:10 GMT
whats 6foot tall with acunt in the middle of its back? a police horse!!!!!
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Feb 28, 2008 0:33:44 GMT
Why should you put a baby in a liquidiser feet first?
So you can look at its face when you're having a wank.
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Post by robdog on Feb 28, 2008 8:19:13 GMT
whats red and screams?
a skinned baby in a bucket of salt
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Feb 28, 2008 8:43:00 GMT
Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari?
I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage.
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Post by robdog on Feb 28, 2008 8:52:42 GMT
whats red,sloppy and comes wrapped in newspaper?
a-bortion of chips
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 28, 2008 10:58:33 GMT
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasnt wearing a seatbelt
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2008 11:08:37 GMT
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
With Jam In.
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Post by TheDee51 on Feb 28, 2008 11:27:38 GMT
Whats green and melts in your mouth?
A lepers cock !
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Post by jew on Feb 28, 2008 11:46:39 GMT
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."
"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
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Post by jew on Feb 28, 2008 11:49:10 GMT
How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?
She could taste the blood on her son's penis.
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 28, 2008 11:50:17 GMT
Keep farting ALL the time so I went to the quacks to see if he could put me right.
He told me to pull my keks down & bend over, out of the corner of my eye I saw him grab a huge wooden pole with a big steel hook on the end. Petrified, I yelled what the f*ck's that for?...
I'm opening the window, it fookin stinks in ere ;D
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Post by Miniman on Feb 28, 2008 17:57:57 GMT
A man is in an Spanish restaurant one afternoon and orders his food. The waiter brings his food and another waiter brings a huge chink of meat to the table opposite. The man asks
'Wow, what is that?'.
'That senor, is what we call Balls of Bull'.
'Wow well ive decided now i prefer that!'.
'Sorry senor we only have one portion of this every day after the bull fight of the day between our strongest bulls and a strong challenger'.
'Well i'll order this for tommorow then'.
He does and when served the next morning he sees that his portion is not as big as the other mans the day before.
'Excuse me, how come my Bull is smaller than the mans protion yesterday?'
'Sorry senor, sometimes though, the bull wins...'
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Post by armitagestokie on Feb 28, 2008 19:49:44 GMT
What's the difference bt a lorry load of illegals and a lorry load of sawdust?
You can't unload the sawdust with a pitchfork.
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kinda sick, Enjoy
