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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 26, 2008 16:12:55 GMT
and mr.pulis came on SSN, and i didnt stop  does this make me sick? |
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Post by ben88 on Feb 26, 2008 16:26:35 GMT
no
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 26, 2008 16:33:17 GMT
Depends whether he was wearing his baseball cap, I'd say.
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Feb 26, 2008 16:40:16 GMT
Gay I'd say.
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 26, 2008 16:49:56 GMT
But everyone's known that about BEB for years haven't they? ;D
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 26, 2008 16:50:05 GMT
nah he had his nice little egg in the nest out.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2008 17:16:59 GMT
I was knocking one off over Stacey from Eastenders once and eventually spunked my load to Ian Beale  |
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 26, 2008 17:19:33 GMT
did you think about having a tug when charlie felt peggy's tits last night?
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 26, 2008 17:30:02 GMT
Is that claire playing the same character she did in Hollyoaks?
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 26, 2008 17:35:00 GMT
whoa she is a babe.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 26, 2008 17:40:13 GMT
Sarah off Hollyoaks is well fit.
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 26, 2008 17:42:40 GMT
dawn off of eastenders.whoa.
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Post by Northy on Feb 26, 2008 18:47:47 GMT
Christ, the youth of today, shakes head in disbelief. Don't you know you shouldn't crack one off before it goes dark, or over TV soaps, that's just disgusting  |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 26, 2008 18:49:18 GMT
I was knocking one off over Stacey from Eastenders once and eventually spunked my load to Ian Beale ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 26, 2008 18:56:49 GMT
How did you tear yourself away from the picture of Coatsey in his Y fronts  |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 26, 2008 20:56:20 GMT
You can get pots, they are made especially for men who wank,they are called tosspots. |
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 27, 2008 10:52:11 GMT
;DDid Tony make your really aaaarrrrrrrrrdddddddddd
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 27, 2008 16:10:36 GMT
Now you know why you have a bellend, it stops your hand slipping off
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 27, 2008 20:09:14 GMT
If you use your left hand to do the deed, you can pick your nose with your right.  |
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Post by ricksastokie on Feb 28, 2008 0:51:43 GMT
To spice up a dull masterbatory session why not try the following.
1. Instead of using your right hand select your left hand.
2. Then paint your nails using the wife's or girlfriend's nail varnish.
3. Go into the toilet and lift the toilet seat and then slam it up and down on your hand and wrist until they have gone numb.
4. Retire to your bedroom and pick out a few of your wife's or girlfriend's jangly and pretty bangles and put them on your dead wrist.
5. Lie down on the bed, extract your best friend.
6. Close your eyes and fantasise that your favourite barmaid/ next door neighbour/girl at work is giving you a hand job.
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 28, 2008 0:53:58 GMT
What if your armless.?
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Post by ricksastokie on Feb 28, 2008 1:03:50 GMT
;D at Mumf
If you're armless then stick the old chap in a bag of warm raw liver. I'm told the similarities are amazing.
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 28, 2008 16:04:02 GMT
or if your armless just get the wife or girlfreind to do it for you,or let your dog lick your penis.
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does this make me sick?
