sandford
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Where's me fukin tea!!
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Post by sandford on Feb 24, 2008 22:15:26 GMT
Broke my leg and im off work for at least 5 weeks,what do people do on a week day. ???
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 24, 2008 22:26:14 GMT
go and watch stoke training,go the pub,have a wank,watch dvds,play on the wii,come on here,watch porn on the internet,play on ps2 and other stuff,thats what i do when im off work.
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Post by Fred Astaire on Feb 24, 2008 22:48:37 GMT
You go to the pub and have a wank?
Wow, this smoking ban has really made life more pleasant for the non-smoker!
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 24, 2008 22:51:46 GMT
yeah,the barmaid gives everyone one for free.
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Post by Scanner on Feb 24, 2008 23:13:42 GMT
You go to the pub and have a wank? Wow, this smoking ban has really made life more pleasant for the non-smoker! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Have some karma for your trouble ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 24, 2008 23:59:56 GMT
hop it ;D
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Post by kidsgrovepotter on Feb 25, 2008 0:01:36 GMT
which pub do you go  |
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Post by robdog on Feb 25, 2008 11:16:44 GMT
i go to the training ground for a wank on my day off
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2008 11:19:34 GMT
Wanking is fucking great!
You can fuck whoever you want, as quickly as you want, whenever you want!
Just wank.
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Feb 25, 2008 12:46:38 GMT
;D
Come to think of it, thats true!!
Karma loony ;D
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 25, 2008 12:49:32 GMT
You could do a bit of plastering. ;D
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Post by ben88 on Feb 25, 2008 12:54:47 GMT
have 3 wanks, 3 baths, 3 more wanks, a slice of toast, 2 wanks, 4 cups of tea (but measured out into one big washing bason) 721 wanks, a snooze, watch countdown, have a wank, some tea, then mybe 6 or 7 wanks before bed, then do it all over again tomorow
you can thank me for saving your sanity now
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Feb 25, 2008 12:59:44 GMT
4 years ago I broke my ankle. Dr at Fracture Clinic told me to have 6 weeks off work resting the ankle - within less than 2 weeks I was back at work telling my boss that it was that, or me off sick long-term after day-time TV had sent me mad. Fortunately, my bosses were very sympathetic, and paid for taxis for me to come into work, and arranged lifts home after work.
This might not be an option for you I realise.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2008 13:09:18 GMT
Further...
...using the shower on your bellend after a wank has two advantages:
1. It cleans your bellend; and
2. If angled right it makes you piss which must somehow closes your spunk pipe and you do not get any excess after cum liquid! Well it does for me anyway.
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sandford
Youth Player
Where's me fukin tea!!
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Post by sandford on Feb 25, 2008 13:20:50 GMT
I'm a plumber so im fucked for at least 5 weeks,and i conner walk,so im housebound.  |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 25, 2008 13:24:51 GMT
if you have a dog train it to lick your balls.
if you don't have a dog then buy one and train it to lick your balls
that should take at least a week.
then wank assisted for the next 5 weeks.
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 25, 2008 14:20:06 GMT
Sometimes I am SO glad I'm not a bloke ;D
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Post by powchirper on Feb 25, 2008 14:44:01 GMT
;D at smd,
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2008 15:37:26 GMT
Sometimes I am SO glad I'm not a bloke ;D I read that as "Sometimes I am SO jealous of you blokes" ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 25, 2008 15:58:10 GMT
This is what I'm planning on doing over my lovely twelve week summer holiday; I'm going to learn how to play every single instrument played in "Geno" by Dexy's Midnight Runners, record them all seperately, and mix them together so I've got my own version.
Perhaps you should try the same, but with the late 90's feel good summer hit "Real Good Time" by Alda?
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 25, 2008 16:00:45 GMT
This is what I'm planning on doing over my lovely twelve week summer holiday; I'm going to learn how to play every single instrument played in "Geno" by Dexy's Midnight Runners, record them all seperately, and mix them together so I've got my own version. Perhaps you should try the same, but with the late 90's feel good summer hit "Real Good Time" by Alda? Boother, Have some Karma for that i think you need it |
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Post by rhodesy on Feb 25, 2008 17:55:29 GMT
Sometimes I am SO glad I'm not a bloke ;D LOL Hmmm what can I do for 5 weeks I know! I'll just wank none stop! |
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 25, 2008 20:17:30 GMT
sandford, so how's it going so far??  EMP, hmm, I need to think about that one... |
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sandford
Youth Player
Where's me fukin tea!!
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Post by sandford on Feb 25, 2008 20:30:18 GMT
Im bored shitless i've watched 6 episodes of lost and ain't moved of the sofa all day,i conner do this for much longer. |
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warbo234
Academy Starlet
well play how we want we are stoke city well play how we want.
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Post by warbo234 on Feb 25, 2008 20:40:13 GMT
Watch Jeremy Kyle  & Good Morning |
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 25, 2008 21:01:52 GMT
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& Good Morning 
