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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 24, 2008 9:27:40 GMT
I'll start
What do you call a chav in a box.....innit!!
What do you call a chav in a locked box.....safe, innit!!
keep em coming.....
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Feb 24, 2008 12:16:04 GMT
chav in a filing cabinet?
sorted
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 24, 2008 13:08:37 GMT
A chav wired up to the mains.....
Buzzin ;D
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:16:05 GMT
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:16:39 GMT
You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
It might be your bike
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:17:24 GMT
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:18:13 GMT
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:18:40 GMT
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:19:08 GMT
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:19:51 GMT
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:20:22 GMT
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:20:47 GMT
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:38:51 GMT
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:39:38 GMT
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter
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Post by muckakev on Feb 24, 2008 15:42:24 GMT
Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
Mint
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Post by H5N1 on Feb 24, 2008 15:59:38 GMT
What do you call a chav in a suit ?
The accused
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Post by giveadogabone on Feb 24, 2008 16:50:28 GMT
 ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 24, 2008 18:27:28 GMT
punch your girlfriend ;D
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