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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 21:33:23 GMT
...have a wank or watch a DVD??
I remember watching Killing Me Softly once.
I paused it on Heather Grahams tits and started knocking one out. I was in bed with the missus at the time who was asleep so it was one of those wanks where you make your whole body go stiff so as to reduce movement.
Alas, she woke up - saw the paused screen, gave me a bollocking (?) and completely put me off my stride!!
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 21:37:39 GMT
hate it when that happens,when i am upstairs and the missus is downstairs i often have a tug,i also make myself stiff so that the bed doesnt shake.once,to my horror,she came in while i was in the process and she offered to "finish me off"............
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 21:48:29 GMT
Excellent!
The excitement of getting caught often ensures a quick expulsion; unfortunately reducing my chances of getting caught.
I usually get caught mopping up the mess. When caught in this situation my face has been described as similar to that of a dog caught eating his own sick!!
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 22:19:23 GMT
i often give myself away towards the climax as i cant help but to make noises sometimes.as for the cleaning up the mess,that really is a sticky situation to be in ;D i often go in the upstairs toilet and lock the door,then towards the erruption flush the chain so that i am not heard making noises.i use the shower head to clean the remains off of my nob end as the wife gets tesco toilet paper which is like sandpaper,and i dont want to be scrubbing my helmet with that.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 22:21:21 GMT
Yes - -the shower head is an excellent tool.
It sometimes makes me piss though ???
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 22:26:47 GMT
 that is exactly what happens to me.a wank in the bath is also fantastic,no worries about cleaning up the mess but there is the splashing noise made by the wanking arm.my favourite has to be wanking in the shower though,an instant jizz cleaner,a distraction for the noise and very pleasurable on the end of your dong.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 22:32:26 GMT
Sometmes the spunk gets caught up in the plug hole though; mostly on hair!
There is no easy way to wank!
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Post by stokeuk474 on Feb 21, 2008 22:38:20 GMT
i often give myself away towards the climax as i cant help but to make noises sometimes.as for the cleaning up the mess,that really is a sticky situation to be in ;D i often go in the upstairs toilet and lock the door,then towards the erruption flush the chain so that i am not heard making noises.i use the shower head to clean the remains off of my nob end as the wife gets tesco toilet paper which is like sandpaper,and i dont want to be scrubbing my helmet with that. ;D Karma for that, absolute quality. Infact, this whole thread is a pisser. ;D |
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 22:44:57 GMT
Sometmes the spunk gets caught up in the plug hole though; mostly on hair! There is no easy way to wank! ever had dry spunk on your pubes,a bastard to get out. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 22:49:37 GMT
I find wet spunk worse.
It turns into a glutinous jelly and is impossible to remove.
Pubes?? Get them shaved off. It makes you look like a ten year old boy with a massive dong.
This is especailly ammusing when going to the bog in the pub and pulling your trousers and pants down to your ankles to partake in a bit of schooolboy pissing!
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 22:55:34 GMT
yes,i have shaved most of them off,its just a small area which i am unable to fully shave.i remember when i was about 14,i had an absolute forest with my dong in the midle.it looked ridiculous haha ;D i also remember my first ever wank off of a girl,when i was fifteen at longton swimming baths.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 22:57:29 GMT
when and where was your first wank off a boy?
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 22:58:17 GMT
how could you forget.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 23:13:02 GMT
Of course I haven't forgot  |
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 23:14:18 GMT
i never realised you took a picture.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 23:16:36 GMT
I didn't - it was the groundsman at Longton Park
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 23:18:57 GMT
ahhhhh, my mistake,can't believe i forgot.he used the camera that you shoved up my arse.it had shit all over it.ah well i'm off for my half past ten poo.
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that is exactly what happens to me.a wank in the bath is also fantastic,no worries about cleaning up the mess but there is the splashing noise made by the wanking arm.my favourite has to be wanking in the shower though,an instant jizz cleaner,a distraction for the noise and very pleasurable on the end of your dong. 
