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Post by stokiematt on Feb 14, 2008 12:42:03 GMT
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 14, 2008 12:50:36 GMT
Why don't chinese have telephone directories???......
Because theres so many Wings and so many Wongs, somebody is bound to wing the wong number!
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 14, 2008 12:51:33 GMT
your 1st post and it was shit ;D welcome
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 14, 2008 13:00:06 GMT
Gets me every time that one does, a classic! Cheers for the welcome, I'll find my way around soon enuff - some fkn classic threads on ere!
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Post by PotteringThrough on Feb 14, 2008 14:41:14 GMT
I thought it was good Jones!
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Post by rhodesy on Feb 14, 2008 23:49:57 GMT
yeah i quite liked it too
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Post by trend....... on Feb 15, 2008 0:58:33 GMT
WHAT do you call a chinese man with ONE leg??????????????
THAI WAN SHOO
;D
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Post by jonesinamillion on Feb 15, 2008 12:01:35 GMT
The "tie one shoe" was mildly amusing too, I'll really let myself down with this one though....
Chinese bloke sitting in a boozer supping a pint of bitter. A big black woman carrying a javelin walks in and drops her guts in his pint-glass. (use chinese accent) "ah, you fart in my whitbread?" he says.... No - I'm Tessa Sanderson!
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Post by foals on Feb 15, 2008 12:18:43 GMT
what do you call a chinese paedophile?
poke em yung
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