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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 18:51:55 GMT
Right then....fingernails at the ready Would anyone like a bag of nerves...sorry, I mean a bag of scratchings? Two stokief cocktails this evening. A Super Salif and a Sidibe Slammer...yes, honestly! It's buy one get one free in the bar....you get your free one sometime in the next decade GOARRRRRRN YOU MIGHTY POTTERRRRSSSS....oh, and lads... DON'T LET A BIG CROWD DISTRACT YOU! MAKE IT ROCK! :-*as Rudgie would say...or would a gent of his age be more likely to say, make it erm...swing....you crazy cats! ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 18:56:23 GMT
In that case I'll have a couple of Snakebites and a rack of ten assorted shots please, Stokief. Need 'em to settle the own nerves. And a bag of salt and vinegar and one for yerself, duck.
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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 18:59:15 GMT
Is that one crisp for myself, one bag or a rack of ten assorted shots??? Well, cheers...as you've offered ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 19:06:02 GMT
Well I meant a drink of your choice, but since you point it out, me wallets's a bit empty so you'll have to make do with a crisp I'm afraid. ...Not a big one though...
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 12, 2008 19:06:32 GMT
im feeling daring ill have a tipple of ribena
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 12, 2008 19:07:38 GMT
Stella here please Stokief
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 19:09:07 GMT
So... Any chance of making this a naked bar tonight? Feel like I need a bit of an airing.
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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 19:10:25 GMT
Would you like that with LIVE or executed blackcurrants? I'll have one of those GIANT pretzels then thanks Boother! Oh..and get yer feet off the table or Staffs might stick a slice of bread around 'em and squirt 'em with ketchup...he's not fussy! ;D
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 12, 2008 19:10:37 GMT
I'm just peeling my boxers off now Boother
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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 19:12:06 GMT
A naked bar???...you are 'avin' a pink giraffe aren't you? I try to get new punters in not frighten 'em off! ;D
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 12, 2008 19:12:14 GMT
i want them alive more fun when you hear the little buggers scream when you kill them ;D
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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 19:13:25 GMT
Smeegs....get your drink down rather than your pants...you'll regret it in here! ;D
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 12, 2008 19:13:59 GMT
;D
How about topless barmaids?
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 12, 2008 19:15:40 GMT
i second smeegs comment
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 19:16:29 GMT
Oh go on... Everyone else is at the match...
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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 19:16:30 GMT
I like to think of myself as a classy bird Drop of a hat and you'll get Staffs and menorcasi mincing around without their shirts on doubtless ....I don't know if Man-boobs do it for you! ;D
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 12, 2008 19:17:33 GMT
Eh, don't knock the man boob. ;D
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 12, 2008 19:18:56 GMT
cheese is nice im pissed off i cant go tonight
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 19:19:57 GMT
You think you've got problems? I've just shat out a living, adult sealion.
Explain that one.
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Post by JoeinOz on Feb 12, 2008 19:20:40 GMT
Hows it going everyone? Coffee please?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 12, 2008 19:20:53 GMT
A Guinness & a large peanut please f.
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 12, 2008 19:21:02 GMT
You swallowed it whole?
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 12, 2008 19:22:20 GMT
;D boother
and women say child birth is painful shittin out sea lions must wreck
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 19:23:19 GMT
That's probably the most likely solution... You'd think I'd remember doing a thing like that though... Hmm... Pint o' Tetley's please, Stokief.
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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 19:23:25 GMT
Coffee and a pie Joe...or as I've got them in especially I suppose you'll be contrary Staffs...get your shirt off for the boys and Smeegs said we shouldn't knock the man-boob....I'm guessing that the wobble if knocked could cause distress to the person standing next to you! ;D
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 12, 2008 19:24:10 GMT
;D
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 12, 2008 19:24:24 GMT
i dont have man boobs im slim and toned ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 19:24:38 GMT
Yeah Matt, the pain women apparently go through is nothing. I don't actually believe it hurts at all.
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 12, 2008 19:25:25 GMT
A real man has man boobs.
Its an old chinese proverb.
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Post by stokief on Feb 12, 2008 19:26:02 GMT
What do you mean you've not got man-boobs.....we only want the big knockers in here apparently ;D
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