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Post by ywhyydelilah on Feb 11, 2008 11:30:14 GMT
hi ad funniest jokes in this thread
heres a few of my collecton :
The Night Of March 31st and as blind little Tom gets tucked up in his bed his Mum says "If you pray really hard tonight, tomorrow you will be able to see! "
So little Tom parys like never before. Morning comes abd Tim is still blind. "Mummy Mummy I prayed so hard last night but im still blind." His mum gently pats him on the head. "i know son."she said "APRIL FOOL!"
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Post by ywhyydelilah on Feb 11, 2008 11:31:52 GMT
Blonde wif painting house, husband walks in and cant beleive how well she is doing. But hasto ask her why she is wearing her leather jaket and a parka.she said hello read the fucking tin it says for best reslts put on 2 coats!
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 11, 2008 11:33:11 GMT
stevie wonder's daughter bought him a cheesegrater for christmas
stevie said it's the worst book he's ever read
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Post by ywhyydelilah on Feb 11, 2008 11:33:25 GMT
Russian , American ,Englishman and a paki are talking. russian says im a KJB aget. american says im a CIA agent. Englishman says im a MI5 agent. Paki says I'm a newsagent!
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 11, 2008 19:42:47 GMT
What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. On a related note:  |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Feb 11, 2008 22:47:44 GMT
A young blonde Sunderland girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Newcastle quayside, into the Tyne .
As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor
noticed her as he strolled by.
You're not thinking of jumping, are you pet?" he asked.
"Yes, I am." replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge.
"Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for
America tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there? I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night, and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean."
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night.
For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night,
bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and it's lifeboats...
He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation.
The girl came clean, "I've stowed away to get to America . One of the sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and water every night ... and he's screwing me."
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a grin cracked his face and he replied...
"He certainly is pet, this is the South Shields Ferry!"
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Post by A-teen_six_T3 on Feb 11, 2008 23:25:05 GMT
Are tim and Tom different people
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