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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 19:24:31 GMT
ill start,yers ago when i was in year 8 we had an assembly,and i had to read in it.for some reason,i had an erection for the past day,fortunately it went away when i was on my way to the assembly.so for the next 30 minutes i was thinking about my good fortune.but,when it was my turn to read,to my horror, my penis stood up like a soldier under command, and everyone burst out laughing.i got suspended for having an erection and never lived it down.your turn
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 19:30:16 GMT
shy are we?
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 7, 2008 19:34:24 GMT
One day i saw bootherendboy.
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 7, 2008 19:36:21 GMT
think i was 17 and off my head on whizz, on the bus to kinetic from hanley, and thought i had down a little trump unfortunatly i had shi t my pants, and went home and as i was that much of my tits.. told my mum and showed her.. haha
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Post by onlyonesirstan on Feb 7, 2008 19:39:24 GMT
Watching RAF Harrier trying to drink two pints of Stella.
Only Joking H
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Post by thewilse on Feb 7, 2008 19:45:41 GMT
Attending assembly in year 8 and some fool got up on stage with a stiffy, or as we used to say " on the bone"
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Post by fullerlegend on Feb 7, 2008 19:48:10 GMT
got kegged whilst singing in assemblly
:L XD
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 19:57:12 GMT
think i was 17 and off my head on whizz, on the bus to kinetic from hanley, and thought i had down a little trump unfortunatly i had shi t my pants, and went home and as i was that much of my tits.. told my mum and showed her.. haha you showered your mum?this isnt the sickest moments thread you know. |
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Post by BoothenenderGaz on Feb 7, 2008 20:22:08 GMT
I was in junior school and it was the school open day and I was tasked with showing parents the school computers with a lad called Robert
Back in the mid 80's there was a computer program called Logo which the school used and you program it and it draws on the screen
We drew a WCJS as it was Weston Coyney Junior School and as we showed the last parents the demo me and Rob stayed on the computer and he left for the bog I programed it to draw a knob so when he came back I could show him
I then saw the headmaster and I quickly cleared the screen. The Lord Mayor and Lady Mayoress were in tow unbeknown to me.
As I tried to get up the headmaster asked me to give the demonstration. I sat there dumbfounded and Rob came back from the bog. I said I thought it was broke and Rob said he could fix it and pressed the button to execute the program I had written
The cursor then decided to draw a cock on the screen. The headmaster Mr Bamford then went every shade of red, purple and green
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 20:26:31 GMT
haha
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 7, 2008 20:27:10 GMT
:-Xerr I ;D meant showed ... honest
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Post by lurcherman on Feb 7, 2008 20:47:04 GMT
As I tried to get up the headmaster  Are you sure yer not Boothenendergay  ;D  |
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Post by ben88 on Feb 7, 2008 22:28:01 GMT
playing football at school in about year 10, last minute, ball comes into the box, i try the most rediculous scissor kick ever attempted, completly miss the ball, and split my trousers in the process
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Post by frasier37 on Feb 7, 2008 22:36:24 GMT
Benn, when you reach your 40s you'll find you rip your trousers regular. ;D
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