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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 17:27:49 GMT
this is when you do an absolute log of a crap,its so big that when it drops it causes the water in the toilet to splash up your crack giving you a free bumwash.i do atleast 3 of these a week.not nice when the water is freezing though.
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Feb 7, 2008 17:30:53 GMT
yea, i see what you mean, i do a couple of these.
fucking quality aren't they.
The beast does 14 of these a week (i have heard)
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Post by Morg72 on Feb 7, 2008 19:27:50 GMT
What about the "STINGER" from the previous nights curry, cant remember it being that hot ???
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Post by tazi on Feb 7, 2008 19:32:20 GMT
Not quite in the toilet, but going back many years ago after a night on the piss and waking up sometime in the afternoon on a scorching hot day i not only recognised that there was such a stench but i had dumped on my window sill and the sun was beating down on it.
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Post by trend....... on Feb 7, 2008 19:34:09 GMT
certainly done a few of those, it tickles. ;D
how about the one where ... you let out a beauty but when you get off and have a look, theres fuck all there ???
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Post by Morg72 on Feb 7, 2008 19:34:47 GMT
Karma for you Tazi,  |
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Post by tazi on Feb 7, 2008 19:35:59 GMT
I done a few where an inch or two is sticking up out of the water whilst waving at me.
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Post by tazi on Feb 7, 2008 19:36:47 GMT
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Feb 7, 2008 19:42:03 GMT
Anyone done any where they get a sharp pain up there backside.
a mate told me Too much protein , so i tested the theory, ate tons of meat etc all day.
Sat on the loo , and ARRRGHHHHH, it was as though there was a mccoys crisp stuck down there.
Glad when it got out though.
Theres also the "curry bum", when i rush back to find myself shitting before i can even sit down on the thing!!!
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Post by Bowd1863 on Feb 7, 2008 19:57:48 GMT
I hate it when the bog water splashes up me ring mid-dump  .Its full of yer own shit n piss,i can do without that splashing up me crack,over me ass cheeks...or worse still...me ball-bag!!  Call me a big girls blouse if yer like,but i like to line the bottom of the pan with a wedge of bog-roll,eliminates splashback...no problemo ;D |
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 20:02:02 GMT
tut tut,the bum wash experience is unforgetable.ever do a massive poo and think oh boi this is gonna be a tidal wave,but you miss the water and it just lays on the side of the loo like a blackman sunbathing.
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Post by rhodesy on Feb 7, 2008 20:05:01 GMT
Indeed not sure about the black man sunbathing bit though
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 20:06:05 GMT
why not?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Feb 7, 2008 20:06:41 GMT
You're talking shit again BoothenEndBoy......
I know it's a waste but chuck some bog paper in the pan first, if you don't like the splash back.
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.Its full of yer own shit n piss,i can do without that splashing up me crack,over me ass cheeks...or worse still...me ball-bag!! 
