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Post by Funky on Feb 6, 2008 20:25:51 GMT
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 6, 2008 22:20:33 GMT
It shouldn't be funny, it shouldn't be funny.
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Post by Miniman on Feb 7, 2008 17:14:37 GMT
Just recieved one from Stoke...
Shows we're big boys now hey...lol
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Post by Time4aPINT on Feb 7, 2008 17:36:07 GMT
Can not believe people are dumb enough to fall for this type of thing.
p.s please send me your name, address and bank details so I can keep them safe for you.
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Post by jpm64 on Feb 7, 2008 17:41:18 GMT
"Everyone should be suspicious if they are unexpectedly told that they have won a fortune." NO SHIT ??  |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 7, 2008 22:38:03 GMT
Dear Stoke Fans,
Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please private message me urgently.
Best regards
SuperDaveNintendo
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Post by ricksastokie on Feb 8, 2008 1:08:36 GMT
Dear Mr SuperDaveNintendo
Or may I call you Super?
I would be more than happy to assist you with your enterprise so here are my bank details.
Bank of England, City of London
Account Number 2371 1998 78425
Sort Code 19-76-05
I should warn you that I have experienced a few financial problems recently so I have a small overdraft which could put a bit of a dent in the sum of money that you shall be depositing.
Unfortunately, I had a bit of a problem with my savings account at the Northern Rock Bank.
I also need to find a few extra pounds to pay my security staff, the Police, as I have had to go back on a promise to pay their full pay rise.
It's actually been a hard few months for me recently so a bit of extra cash would come in handy.
You wouldn't believe the troubles I've had, packages getting lost in the post, folk suggesting that me and my friends have accepted gifts in return for favours.
Today I even heard that my old boss might be getting a job that will mean I have to report to him again.
It's all getting a bit too much so a few quid will allow me to bugger off to my homeland and enjoy all the perks that I have set up for them whilst I've been in London.
So Super, when can I expect to receive the £47,500,00.00?
yours sincerely
Gordon Brown
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 8, 2008 15:16:02 GMT
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