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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 28, 2008 20:42:06 GMT
Come on, tell us all some whoppers.  |
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Jan 28, 2008 20:43:19 GMT
Rudge doesn't exist?
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Post by Miniman on Jan 28, 2008 20:44:55 GMT
After Dwain Chambers has been banned from the 2008 olympic trials, rumour has it that the English olympic scout have visited the Brittania stadium to see the highly rated speed duo that could take over permanently for the 100m sprint. Jon Parkin and Vincent Pericard have been offered, £700,000 worth of pies and a chocolate factory in exchange for there talent.
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Post by trend....... on Jan 28, 2008 20:47:02 GMT
Im gay
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Post by rhodesy on Jan 28, 2008 20:47:42 GMT
John Parkin is anorexic
;D
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Post by doghair on Jan 28, 2008 20:47:55 GMT
Here we go!
"I'M SPARTACUS!!!"
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Post by rhodesy on Jan 28, 2008 20:49:30 GMT
Doghair where's your avatar gone?
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Post by doghair on Jan 28, 2008 20:52:25 GMT
Nice one Rhodesy  |
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Post by Miniman on Jan 28, 2008 20:52:48 GMT
Parkin on Diet?
Fuller banned from using his knife?
Simonsen grows hair?
Pericard gets offered transfer from CHAMPIONSHIP club?
Pulis signs long lost son Tony Jnr Snr?
New Peruvian takeover planned for Stoke?
Fail supporter buys ticket?
Chasetown superstars sign for Fail?
Robbie Williams buys share in Fail?
Pies banned from football?
Footballers are not paid enough money?
Chocolate firegrate on Dragons den gets full approval from Dragons?
Stoke school finishes first in poll for best school in country?
Guns are limited to 300,000 per person in America?
Black is the new Grey?
Wise signs deal to get free tickets for Sunderland Matches?
Wise takes wrong road and mistakenly signs for Middlesbrough?
Poll reveals drugs are just a figment of our imagination?
Elf signs for Stoke?
Fail sign a player from a higher league?
Any i have missed?
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Post by powchirper on Jan 28, 2008 21:56:13 GMT
Parkin on Diet? Fuller banned from using his knife? Simonsen grows hair? Pericard gets offered transfer from CHAMPIONSHIP club? Pulis signs long lost son Tony Jnr Snr? New Peruvian takeover planned for Stoke? Fail supporter buys ticket? Chasetown superstars sign for Fail? Robbie Williams buys share in Fail? Pies banned from football? Footballers are not paid enough money? Chocolate firegrate on Dragons den gets full approval from Dragons? Stoke school finishes first in poll for best school in country? Guns are limited to 300,000 per person in America? Black is the new Grey? Wise signs deal to get free tickets for Sunderland Matches? Wise takes wrong road and mistakenly signs for Middlesbrough? Poll reveals drugs are just a figment of our imagination? Elf signs for Stoke? Fail sign a player from a higher league? Any i have missed? vale fan takes bath/shower |
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Post by meirsquare on Jan 28, 2008 21:59:15 GMT
Hooliganism has gone away
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Post by Matthews dad on Jan 28, 2008 22:19:13 GMT
With our support we deserve to be in the premier league..  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 28, 2008 22:42:20 GMT
Mumf has diarrhoea.
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Post by ricksastokie on Jan 29, 2008 0:46:44 GMT
I've had a threesome with Kylie and Danni Minigue. ;D
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Post by jpm64 on Jan 29, 2008 8:25:29 GMT
Ian Paisley is to convert to Catholisism |
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Jan 29, 2008 9:11:18 GMT
My brother's foots so big, NASA employ him to boot rockets into space!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2008 9:25:22 GMT
I've got a massive cock. Oh sorry - its lies you want |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2008 9:28:49 GMT
Loony’s got a massive cock.
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Jan 29, 2008 9:29:42 GMT
west brom fans are lovely people
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Jan 29, 2008 9:37:09 GMT
Where's potterfan?
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Post by robdog on Jan 29, 2008 10:02:23 GMT
Im Pottermouth
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 29, 2008 10:57:45 GMT
Stokie f used to be a man,or so I thought. |
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Post by stokiemac on Jan 29, 2008 12:14:46 GMT
this statement isnt a lie
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Post by TheDee51 on Jan 29, 2008 12:51:51 GMT
Stoke fans voted the most considerate in the country
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Post by the cat on Jan 29, 2008 12:56:41 GMT
I told my ex missus that my mates dad had such bad eyesight that he had a prescription windscreen fitted on his car, dosey cow believed me.
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Post by pretzel on Jan 29, 2008 13:00:35 GMT
I read somewhere that the top two biggest lies were....
"the cheque's in the post"
and
"I promise I won't cum in your mouth"
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Jan 29, 2008 14:34:06 GMT
Vale are sure to stay up.
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Post by StatesideStokie on Jan 29, 2008 15:50:02 GMT
Rio carnival has been relocated and will in future be taking place in West Bromwich, working it's way from Smethwick Rolfe Street train station and reaching a grande finale outside the Hawthorns where West Brazil's pretend Pele will feature alongside Tony Mowbray, Johnathan Greening and Dean Kiely in a live "brazilian" show, with former West Brazil legand Brian Robson doing the shaving and Frank Skinner applying the cream.
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Post by boothenendboy on Jan 29, 2008 16:32:17 GMT
we are all port vale fans
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Post by rhodesy on Jan 29, 2008 16:38:13 GMT
Some are BEB
No joke!
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