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Post by StokieSC on Jan 23, 2008 18:30:56 GMT
Met a bird off t'net, in 2005. It was only ever gonna be a quick dabble, so I met her at the Holiday Inn near the Brit. We did the dirty deed, and before I know it she was asking if I wanted to move into her house in Burntwood. She had the biggest bush hair I've ever seen too.
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Post by mermaidsal on Jan 23, 2008 18:49:31 GMT
Smeegs, are all your memories about this one woman??? ;D
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Post by StokieSC on Jan 23, 2008 19:00:29 GMT
I even dreamt about her the other night Sal.
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Jan 23, 2008 19:01:35 GMT
I had a dream i worked in a warehouse where everyone had 1 ear and 3 eyes, including me.
Beat that, oh this isn't the dream thread........
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Post by mermaidsal on Jan 23, 2008 19:03:20 GMT
Smeegs, you need to get out an awful lot more... but I'd steer clear of Burntwood if I were you. I once went out with a guy who'd decided what house we were going to live in and how many kids we were going to have on the first date (I was 18 at the time) but you won't be surprised to hear it didn't get further than a drink and a sprint for the bus home.
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Post by Pembo on Jan 23, 2008 19:05:37 GMT
You still got her number smeegs?
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Post by youngant on Jan 23, 2008 19:16:49 GMT
Smeggy lad you have the worst taste in women known to man
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Post by StokieSC on Jan 23, 2008 19:16:53 GMT
You still got her number smeegs?
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Post by ChrisEvans on Jan 23, 2008 19:24:22 GMT
Pulled a lass once, and half way through the job (in my car) I had to stop, get out and throw up!!! Jumped back in the car and finished the job off!!!
She asked "have you just been sick" to which I said yes....... and she still put her tongue back in my mouth!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by StokieSC on Jan 23, 2008 19:28:57 GMT
;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Jan 23, 2008 20:21:17 GMT
They should make this board compulsory reading for sex addicts, to put them off for life ;D
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Post by robin1302 on Jan 23, 2008 20:24:13 GMT
;D
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Post by jamesisamod on Jan 24, 2008 12:32:29 GMT
I used to go with a lass from work, at first I thought she was pretty normal, down to earth etc... After just over two weeks she had my name tatooed above her ar$e crack, I mentioned I liked blondes, the next day she had dyed her hair blonde. She used to follow me everywhere I went. I mean if I was in the pub with the lads she used to stand in the far corner if we moved pubs she followed and stood in the corner there, never bought a drink or out, just stood there!! Obviously put an end to it but the following me didnt stop for weeks. Finally she persuaded her ex (before me) to try beat me up after a night out... One of the strangest women I have ever met in my life..............
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Post by jamesisamod on Jan 24, 2008 12:35:51 GMT
And that includes an ex girlfriend that threatened to smash my telly with a hammer but then decided it wasnt a big enough gesture of how mad she was with me, so thought she would try and attack me with it instead............
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Post by StokieSC on Jan 24, 2008 12:37:20 GMT
Attack you with the telly?
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Post by jamesisamod on Jan 24, 2008 12:39:45 GMT
The hammer. I would have been gutted if she had damaged the telly......
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Post by bettyswallocks on Jan 24, 2008 13:05:22 GMT
The attack mode, thats blimming dangerous is that. Them fucking straightners hurt when theyre still fucking plugged in.Cow
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Post by StokieSC on Jan 24, 2008 13:06:32 GMT
An ex of mine hit me with a glass after I caught her snogging some bloke in Vallys.
I mean, come on ...
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Post by jamesisamod on Jan 24, 2008 13:22:03 GMT
V Strange breed!! In fact a new topic could be..."the most normal bird you've ever knobbed"
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Post by sheltonpotter on Jan 24, 2008 13:22:51 GMT
she wasnt named amy was she jim.and what did you do to her arse crack?
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Post by onemanbang on Jan 24, 2008 13:25:25 GMT
my ex was off her rocker and midway through an argument after i ended it with her and she picked up a lamp easily worth £60 off the side and i thought oh shite this is coming straight for me, it turned out that she picked it up to repeatedly bash it over her own head! Well i wasn't going to stop her was i
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Post by jamesisamod on Jan 24, 2008 13:25:56 GMT
Ha Ha! Will tell her you said that next time I see her.
No this one will remain nameless.
Stick the kettle on shelton.........
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Post by sheltonpotter on Jan 24, 2008 13:29:20 GMT
coffee at greens today mate,i think neils doing the strangest
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Post by myleftboot on Jan 24, 2008 16:30:12 GMT
I had a dream i worked in a warehouse where everyone had 1 ear and 3 eyes, including me. Beat that, oh this isn't the dream thread........ What, Screwfix before the immigration people came knocking
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Post by boothenendboy on Jan 24, 2008 16:56:03 GMT
me mate says he once jizzed over his mrs hair and she didnt wash her hair for 2 days.
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wiggey
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Post by wiggey on Jan 24, 2008 17:09:58 GMT
thats just revolting beb
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 24, 2008 17:23:57 GMT
A lass I know (even though I've never knobbed her) says she's a virgin but she was going out with a lad for two years, and he only ever did her in the arse.
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Post by Fred Astaire on Jan 24, 2008 19:09:33 GMT
I went out with a strange bird once. On the first date i told her about the house that i'd found that we would live in and the number of kids that we were going to have and she said she had to run as her bus was here. Cheeky mare let me get the round in aswell.
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Post by nickstokecityfc on Jan 24, 2008 22:34:08 GMT
i shagged a elephant in the old savoy in Newcastle,i was dancing with this girl for a good hour, bought her a couple of drinks. she was on a hen party,and they were all dressed as elephants,i went to the toilet to( throw up,as you do when you are 20), she followed me in to see if i was OK and turned round,she put the door stop under the door to stop people coming in and i bent her over the sink and WHAMMY,
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Post by whalebfooked on Jan 24, 2008 22:54:17 GMT
once had a woman friend at my last place of work, who would send me mms' the night before of her wearing sexy underwear, suspenders etc, then i would have to tell her what i wanted her to wear the following day. Then during the following day she would come over and tuck her warm panties in my suit inside pocket. this went on for a good few months, oh and had to give her them back at the end of the day before the wife found them
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