New Years Eve Horror stories

[Trouserdog]

Chances are that most of us are going to end up in a bad state tomorrow night, so let's have a thread listing all our drunken new-year misadventures...

One year me and a few mates decided to go out around Newcastle dressed up as The Spice Girls. I was scary spice, and so donned a skirt, leapordskin top and a big fuzzy wig.

We didn't have a sporty spice, so we put an Arsenal top on my mate's dog, and it looked just the part. (sadly the dog didn't come out on the town with us)

Anyway, it was all good fun until I went into the toilets in the wine vaults, only to see...


Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy. He'd had a few too many wkd's and was getting a bit lairy, looking at everyone's cocks and laughing, then he laid eyes on me and his mood changed.

Because my fancy-dress outfit was so good, Murphy was convinced that I was his wife, the REAL scary spice, and so he dragged me into a cubicle before raping me so hard that his lustful thrustings actually MADE a fanny in my now rather sore groin.

The weird thing was that all I could think about while Murphy was filling me with his comedy-custard, was how I used to be able to play the theme tune to "Beverly Hills Cop" on the keyboard at school.

You know the one...do-do do-do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do

do-do-do-do-do-do.

Anyway, i started to hum the tune...in my head at first, then under my breath, and before I knew it I was shouting it at the top of my voice.

Little did I know that the man who taught me how to play that song, my old music teacher Mr Harris, was in the bogs at the time dipping his wrinkly old cock into a mug of bovril.

"That's Axel F!" I heard him cry "I love that song!".

At this point, Mr Harris became tearful, and burst through the cubicle door, before embracing us both and sobbing his heart out.
"I remember you" he whispered to me, as Eddie Murphy started wanking him off.

Then a meteor from outer space hit the pub and we all died.

What a new years eve that was.

[POS51]

Thats quite the story.

Makes the new yrs eve i spent with Hugh Heffner rodgering all his bunnies in every room of the Playboy Mansion seem like an everyday event......... ;D