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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 13:33:19 GMT
A tad earlier than usual as it's Boxing Day and some may be in need of 'alcohol' to keep 'em going through the festive season! Now, may I remind you it is FANCY DRESS today....oh yes! so if you need to go and get tarted up! ;D Today's stokief cocktail is the Cressy Cracker. The dog's wearing his blingy collar and baseball cap....can't IMAGINE who he's come as but he keeps throwing water bottles on the floor! GOARRRN YOU MIGHTY POTTERRRRRSSSS!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 26, 2007 13:35:59 GMT
My usual f,and if you have any Turkey sarnies,stick em where the sun dont shine.
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 14:02:32 GMT
Can I interest you in a mince pie....possibly some Christmas cake??? Now then Staffs, I hope you noticed the sign on the door. Strictly fancy dress. This, I understand, is nothing unusual for you ;D but could you tell me what you've turned up as or I'll force-feed you Christmas pudding and custard
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 26, 2007 14:07:16 GMT
Hey F, I've got a cold. Give me something to help rid me of it please.
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 14:10:27 GMT
Nice large whisky Joe and a good strong coffee. Sit yourself down by the fire and we'll give you a shout if anything exciting happens! Just ignore Staffs roamimg around in his long-johns ...he's trying on outfits....the dog's abso-bl**dy petrified, especially when he came out dressed as a Great Dane..and I don't mean Claus! ;D
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 26, 2007 14:12:48 GMT
Good afternoon and a Merry Christmas to you all !
Please let me have a couple of julebryg before they go out of season.
Fancy dress ? So Staffs actually supposed to wear clothes today ? The dog will be disappointed ....
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 26, 2007 14:15:20 GMT
I'm wearing a tutu & hobnail boots. ;D
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 14:15:28 GMT
Merry Christmas Claus! Busy night on Monday? The reindeer look knackered I see you're still wearing your uniform from the other evening. If that beard's not real I know a man who might try to whip it off you to cover his modesty!
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 26, 2007 14:15:40 GMT
I'm dressed as a beafeater.
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 14:17:08 GMT
Wearing a tutu and hobnail boots? I said fancy dress not what you normally go down the pub in!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 26, 2007 14:22:51 GMT
I would like you to know I have never worn these boots in the bar before,I only got em yeterday.
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 14:25:56 GMT
I thought you were going to come as Paul Jewell Joe! ;D This lack of commentary is bl**dy frustrating! How furious if we don't get the actual match commentary?!
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 26, 2007 14:28:16 GMT
How furious if we don't get the actual match commentary?!
Very furious F. Extremely furious.
I was going to come as Jewell but last time I dressed as him there was a bloke in the garden next door making loud hiccupy noises.
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 26, 2007 14:31:46 GMT
Joe, have you brought your beer nappies with you ?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 26, 2007 14:32:01 GMT
The Barnsley one is up and running
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 26, 2007 14:35:45 GMT
If we continue pushing for promotion we'll need nappies for a reason other than beer!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 26, 2007 14:42:04 GMT
Give everyone a drink whilst we are waiting for the commentary to start f. Put it on my bar tab.
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 14:45:06 GMT
A free drink coming up folks. The longer this goes on the more I fear the commentary's not going to happen. Especially as someone's said Acres isn't running the show today(I know he can be a wombat but I think he'd be furious if this is a Radio Stoke cock-up )
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 26, 2007 14:58:47 GMT
Commentary's on now. Mumbling Mick instead of Smithy
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Post by delilah7 on Dec 26, 2007 15:00:31 GMT
cider please and lots of it, have a bad feeling today......... must of been the turkey
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 15:01:13 GMT
Smithy's been quite lucky...Oh well, Positive thinking as usual folks! Send those vibes to the lads ;D Right, Cressy Crackers on the bar with a free Fuller Firecracker and a piece of Porkin pie
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 15:03:44 GMT
delilah7...positive thinking only please....and if you're lucky I'll let you have an alka seltzer and water More mince pies anyone? Fresh as the day they were made....about 11th December 2002! ;D
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Dec 26, 2007 15:10:04 GMT
Afternoon all and Merry Christmas.
I've come as a Turkey eater if Joe is a Beef eater. ;D
Thanks for the pressies Claus. You having a rest today?
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 26, 2007 15:11:39 GMT
Im having a rest for the next 11 months, menorcasi
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 15:16:59 GMT
Wotcha meno! Merry Crimbo. Grab yourself a Cressy Cracker and a handful of nuts.........just ask Staffs first if he minds obviously! ;D
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 26, 2007 15:18:53 GMT
Clause did a good job during your absence f,We seemed to spend less too.
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Dec 26, 2007 15:23:14 GMT
These nuts don't taste very salty. Where have they come from?
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Post by Top Stopper on Dec 26, 2007 15:28:43 GMT
come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Top Stopper on Dec 26, 2007 15:29:37 GMT
GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by stokief on Dec 26, 2007 15:32:49 GMT
GOARRRRRRRRRRN STOKE !! Cressy Crackers on the house..come on Richard....it's about time....even if out of position GOARRRN LIAM...you little deevil you ;D
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