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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 14:20:31 GMT
Well, the landlady said she needed a reliable and trustworthy helper to open the bar today. At this time of year, who else than Santa ?
I'll try to keep the usual high standard, so here are the rules:
If you puke, make sure you hit the floor not the bar !
If you smoke anything illegal, do it at the toilets !
If you bring your own bewerage, share it with me !
No food offered today, I wouldn't dare to touch the stuff she hides behind the bar ...
Merry Christmas
HO HO HO
Claus
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 14:41:56 GMT
A Guinness & a Reindeer burger please Clause. ;D
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 14:46:29 GMT
Guinness coming up, but I've promised your wife only to serve food for you if you had brought your teeths with you
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 14:47:50 GMT
Teeths1 How do you know I have more than one?  |
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 14:49:49 GMT
;D
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 14:53:44 GMT
Staffs, I've brought along a wide range of Danish Christmas beers. I can recommed one called "Klitnisse" - I know it sounds like clithoris, but it doesn't taste anything like it ...  |
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Dec 22, 2007 14:56:49 GMT
I'd like one of those Danish beers Claus but I probably wouldn't know what to do with it even if I found it.  |
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 14:58:05 GMT
That'll keep you occupied the rest of the afternoon then
"Search and thou shall find !"
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 14:59:19 GMT
If its black & frothy,I'll have a pint. |
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 22, 2007 15:01:06 GMT
Curry and beer.
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 15:03:30 GMT
a Christmas brew on it's way, Joe
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 15:03:57 GMT
Or a pint of Fullers !!!!
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Dec 22, 2007 15:06:17 GMT
Get in there. Ricci firecracker for me Claus, if you can mix the puffy drink. ;D
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 15:08:39 GMT
Sure I can ! That's 60% Jamaican Rhum with a squeeze of lemon, isn't it ?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 15:10:37 GMT
F.s been ejected from the ground,she took bar sarnies with her & she was arrested for carrying harmful objects into the ground.  |
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 15:14:06 GMT
Nothing like an early ejection, is there ? |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 15:41:07 GMT
ricky's Fuller goals today.  |
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Post by krazy on Dec 22, 2007 15:41:12 GMT
While the ads are on, can you get me one of those Danish brewski's please Claus? Sod it, its Christmas, get one yourself too!!!
Any chance of any grub though? Surely there must some scratchings around?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 15:42:46 GMT
Plenty of scratching if you sit near the dog.  |
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 15:44:12 GMT
I've had too many already today, but what the heck - I'll have another !
It's self-service the rest of the day. I'm sure F won't mind ...
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Post by krazy on Dec 22, 2007 15:45:03 GMT
Definately not going to ask for any nuts now!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 15:46:05 GMT
F put a turnstyle by the bar before :Pshe left.
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Post by krazy on Dec 22, 2007 15:50:32 GMT
Right, I'm nipping the pie shop as its half time, anyone want anything? Surely you wont get this chance seeing as Claus has gone missing and f is away...
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 15:58:30 GMT
OI ! Im not gone missing, just having a nap
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Post by delilah7 on Dec 22, 2007 16:10:34 GMT
Sorry I'm late been putting a bike togther, ready for claus to collect. Pint of cider please my good sir.
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 16:16:29 GMT
How many rheindeer does it take to make that construction move ?
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 22, 2007 16:20:21 GMT
Rudolph the red, nose how many. |
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Post by krazy on Dec 22, 2007 16:27:06 GMT
Oh God no....
I need more drinks...
YESSSSS Fuller again!!!!
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Post by Claus_SCFC on Dec 22, 2007 16:27:36 GMT
Let's celebrate ! Free drinks the rest of the game !
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Post by krazy on Dec 22, 2007 16:35:15 GMT
Oh, had I supposed to have paid before now??? ;D
Line me up a few Firecrackers please...I know i shouldnt be nervous with two goals in hand but I am
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