|
Post by shiny nosehair on Dec 17, 2007 16:18:54 GMT
PLease help, have been tasked with finding/creating 2 carols of comedy nature by tomorrow for a work piss up any links/suggestions greatly appreciated Get searchin !
|
|
|
Post by shiny nosehair on Dec 17, 2007 21:08:52 GMT
Time running out, don't give me reason to start smiting you all hmmm maybe the wrong kind of threat, impending smite-fest could be painful
|
|
|
Post by stokenewbie on Dec 17, 2007 21:17:06 GMT
probably not what your looking for but its funny
|
|
|
Post by rockapejr on Dec 17, 2007 21:40:57 GMT
Or you could do this and try to stay standing!!!
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Dec 18, 2007 8:33:54 GMT
To the tune of Cliff Richard's Mistletoe and Wine
DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS...
Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars on fire - and trainees under tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,
It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, Knock-off gear - worra great feelin Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
Christmas time, píssups all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer
Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is sound - Christmas is best God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS
Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough
So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city You may just know why - the streets look so shítty So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels
And : -
't was the night before Christmas and all through Scouse House Not a creature was stirring, not even Scouse Mouse, The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In the hopes that Santa would soon be there
Most members were sleeping sound in their bed While visions of Spungey danced round in their head Alfresco and Porleen where still writing cards to Beatle ju, Emer and the rest of the bards.
I looked out the window and watched the snow fall and spotted Bluenose and Alehouse climb over the wall Tony W was with them and Becky was too the last one to climb it was Maggie Moo
They should have known better to get back so late Kermit and Hutchy had well locked the gate but they phone up Heikki an hour before to make sure that someone would open the door
Creeping inside they sneaked up to bed but they where caught on the stairs by Bosnia Ged He turned the lights on to find his way back and that woke Kingy and Rainy and Bobby Mac
The whole of the house guests had all been woke up so Outcast and Tea bag went and brewed up Last ones to wake up were Bazza and Bea and asked Tea bag kindly to make some more tea.
Kermit looked angry and his skin turned all green said get back to bed now until Santa's been You've let us down badly have you no shame Ar Kid and Chris said they feel the same
Slowly but surely they went back to bed With Kermit's words spinning around in their head. His shouting had worked he'd given them a fright and all was peaceful for the rest of the night
The daylight arrived no cockrell need crow as Alioop and Samsette went down below they opened the lounge and there by the tree parcels and packets for all they could see
Back up the stairs they yelled in a scream come on all you house mates Santa has been Primal Princess was right on the ball and woke all the rest up Ian and all
Not before long no floor could be seen as there was wrapping and boxes were the carpet had been Bubble bath bottles some soap on a rope even some nerve pills for those who cant cope.
A new teapot for Teabag a model kit for Jet Shirl she got a a hat and scarf and new gloves I bet Paddy h and Sparti got hanky's and new sox Shytalk got some blusher in a fancy box
Everyone got something I just can't name them all It would take from now till May to do a full role call so I hope you will forgive me if your not listed here and join in with the rest of us in a special cheer
Lets hear it for our Kermit who never ever stops cos you know as leaders go he really is the tops Then there's Chris and Hutchy Ar Kid and Maggie Moo Lets put are hands together for the jobs they do
So Merry Christmas everyone wherever you may be Take care, have fun this poems now done so it's cheerio from me
|
|