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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Dec 11, 2007 19:33:44 GMT
A 45 year old woman, Edna, had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God ?said, 'No, you have another
43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, Edna decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! The
full package and since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she might as well make the most of it.
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After her last operation, she was released from the hospital but, while
crossing the street on her way home, she was run over by an ambulance and killed.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had
another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?' ? ?
God replied: 'F*** me Edna,
I didn't recognise you !!'
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 11, 2007 19:41:42 GMT
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Post by vamborools on Dec 11, 2007 19:50:09 GMT
that was awful. just testing
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