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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Dec 9, 2007 13:43:10 GMT
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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Post by boskamplegend on Dec 9, 2007 15:31:30 GMT
classic copy and paste gag from an american website
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Post by GRUMPY 1 on Dec 9, 2007 15:42:38 GMT
you don't expect me to make up my own do you?
I'm just a Stokie.
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Post by bogus on Dec 9, 2007 22:59:29 GMT
Wrong thread, sidders ;D
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