A man and a woman are shocked to find that they have somehow come out of a car crash unscathed, even though their cars are completley and utterly demolished. The woman says to the man "surely this is a sign, from God, that we are meant to be together". The man, looking at the state the two cars are in "I think so to, Gods way of showing us that we are meant to spend our lives together". A few seconds later, the woman pulls out a bottle of wine, that has also unbelieviably not been damaged in the wake of the car crash. "Wow, this is another sign from God that we are meant to drink the wine". The woman, gratefully passes the bottle of wine to the man, who swigs half the bottle and hands the bottle back. The woman immediatley puts the cork back on the top of the bottle. The man, puzzled, says "Aren't you having a drink of it" The woman replies, "Oh no, i've just got to sit here and wait for the police now"
(I thought it was funny anyway , then again, doesn't take too much)
an essex girl walks into a local dry cleaners and drops a screwed up dress and a grubby jumper on the counter "ill be back tomorrow afternoon to pick them up" she says "come again" says the assistant "no" she replies "this time its mayonnaise"
Post by One of the Elite on Mar 14, 2004 17:36:58 GMT
a man (Mr robinson) goes to the doctrs to pick his wives test results up The doctor says to him, "there been a problem, weve got 2 sets of results for mrs robinson." The man replies, "well what are they". the doctor explains how 1 says shes has aids and the other one says she halzeimers (sp). Mr robinson, looks shoked and says "well how do i know which results are my wives?" The docor says "drop her off in the middle of town, if she finds her way home, dont shag her"