a 6 year old and a 4 year old were in their bedroom. The 6 year old says,"I think it's about time we started swearing. when we go downstairs for breakfast I'll swear then you follow" The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The children walked into the kitchen and the mother asks the 6 year old,"What would you like for breakfast?" "Oh shit, I guess I'll have some co-coa pops" WHAM the mother slaps the six year old out of his chair and he runs upstairs crying. She turns to the 4 year old and says in a stern voice, "And what would you like for breakfast young man?" "I don't know" says the 4 year old,"But it won't be fucking cocoa pops!"