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Post by Northy on Jun 10, 2011 19:56:21 GMT
YOU'RE NOT SINNING! YOU'RE NOT SINNING! YOU'RE NOT SINNING ANYMOOORREEE! YOU'RE NOT SINNING ANYMORE! OH NOAH'S ARC.. IS FULL OF SHIT! OH NOAH'S ARC IS FULL OF SHIT! IT'S GOT TWO SLOTHS...TWO OTTERS AND TWO GEESE.. OH NOAH'S ARC IS FULL OF SHIT! JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, RUNNING ON THE SEA! JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, RUNNING ON THE SEA! FEARED BY THE ROMANS.. LOVED BY DECIPLES! JESUS CHRIIIIISST...JESUS CHRIIIISST...JESUS CHRIIST! CAN YOU HEAR THE HINDU'S SING? NO-OHH! NO-OHH! CAN YOU HEAR THE YIDDISH SING? NO-OHH! NO-OHH! CAN YOU HEAR ISLAMICS SING? I CAN'T HEAR A FUCKING THING NO-OHH! OH-OHH! SHHHH! AHHHHHH!! WHEN...WILL WE...WILL WE SEE JEEESSSUUUSSS?? I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT! I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT! JEWS, JEWS WHEREVER YOU MAY BE WE'RE EATING HAM ON THE SEA OF GALLILEE! IT COULD BE WORSE, WE COULD BE YOU, EATING SPAGETTI WITHOUT RAGU! very good
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Post by danceswithclams on Jun 10, 2011 20:16:28 GMT
An omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your dad,
An omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your daaaad,
Jesus Christ, an omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your dad
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Post by winedelilah on Jun 10, 2011 20:30:13 GMT
An omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your dad,
An omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your daaaad,
Jesus Christ, an omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your dad ;D ;D
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Post by Tubes on Jun 11, 2011 4:11:38 GMT
An omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your dad,
An omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your daaaad,
Jesus Christ, an omnipotent, omniscient, yet ultimately unknowable deity is your dad who's your father who's your father who's your father Jesus Christ you haven't got one you haven't got one your a bastard Jesus Christ
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Post by jannerstokie on Jun 11, 2011 5:54:42 GMT
we used to sing something to the tune of Match of the Day at Church club. I know it's not a chant and I won't bore you with the lyrics, unless you want them?
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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Jun 12, 2011 5:43:34 GMT
Go for it mate!
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Post by pretzel on Jun 12, 2011 10:59:42 GMT
One that I remember from my youth was...
DOBING - DOBING DOBING - DOBING BORN IS THE KING OF THE BOOTHEN END
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 12, 2011 11:12:49 GMT
'WHO'S THE BASTARD ON THE CROSS?!'
'WHO'S THE BASTARD ON THE CROSS?!'
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Post by felonious on Nov 10, 2017 19:52:31 GMT
Is the good reverend still with us?
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Post by woodstein on Nov 10, 2017 22:15:27 GMT
Where are the chants about Mohammed? Or are you afraid of a fatwah!
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Post by felonious on Nov 11, 2017 8:10:14 GMT
YOU'RE NOT SINNING! YOU'RE NOT SINNING! YOU'RE NOT SINNING ANYMOOORREEE! YOU'RE NOT SINNING ANYMORE! OH NOAH'S ARC.. IS FULL OF SHIT! OH NOAH'S ARC IS FULL OF SHIT! IT'S GOT TWO SLOTHS...TWO OTTERS AND TWO GEESE.. OH NOAH'S ARC IS FULL OF SHIT! JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, RUNNING ON THE SEA! JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST, RUNNING ON THE SEA! FEARED BY THE ROMANS.. LOVED BY DECIPLES! JESUS CHRIIIIISST...JESUS CHRIIIISST...JESUS CHRIIST! CAN YOU HEAR THE HINDU'S SING? NO-OHH! NO-OHH! CAN YOU HEAR THE YIDDISH SING? NO-OHH! NO-OHH! CAN YOU HEAR ISLAMICS SING? I CAN'T HEAR A FUCKING THING NO-OHH! OH-OHH! SHHHH! AHHHHHH!! WHEN...WILL WE...WILL WE SEE JEEESSSUUUSSS?? I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT! I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT! JEWS, JEWS WHEREVER YOU MAY BE WE'RE EATING HAM ON THE SEA OF GALLILEE! IT COULD BE WORSE, WE COULD BE YOU, EATING SPAGETTI WITHOUT RAGU! very good ;D I met Carlos over in Split. The unofficial cameraman
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Post by stayingupfor Sexualchocolate on Nov 11, 2017 8:25:21 GMT
I've just reread this whole thread and some of them have had me crying with laughter... Bravo chaps
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 11, 2017 17:36:35 GMT
Erasurebott became a vicar. Don't hear much from him now 🙁
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2017 19:21:47 GMT
She cut my hair with her shears And I laughed no more Why Why Why Delilah
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 11, 2017 19:31:51 GMT
She cut my hair with her shears And I laughed no more Why Why Why Delilah It's like football, imitating religion, imitating football ⚽️✡️⚽️
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