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Post by Milkie on Feb 19, 2004 22:53:49 GMT
Okay we are all pretty much agreed that Radio 1 is pants, as are most of the DJs on there. So as newly appointed controller of Radio 1 you have to put together a team that will bring and keep audiences of all ages. For me the likes of Jonathan Ross, Phil Jupitus and Mark Lamarr would do for the 30 somethings. Cat Deeley and Vernon Kay for the younger folks. Nick Hancock can do the sport and for a giggle Peter Kay can have the drive time show. John Lydon takes over at night for the request show!!
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Post by domstoke on Feb 19, 2004 23:06:57 GMT
As an almost thirtysomething I'm very worried now. Will I wake up one day next year and suddenly like Ross, Jupitus and Lamarr ??? Pulling women of a pensionable age I can handle, taking three days to recover from a drinking session I can handle, christ, I could even handle a comeback series of ColdFeet, but Jupitus ???....'might aswell give up now.
Having said that, I'm stuggling to come up with any constructive alternatives.
Whats Morrissey up to these days? I reckon he'd go down a storm on the afternoon show.
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Feb 19, 2004 23:12:32 GMT
8am-11am: Johnny Vaughan
11am-2pm: Jo Whiley
2pm-6pm: Chris Moyles
6pm-8pm: Dave Pearce
8pm-11pm: Zane Lowe
11pm-8am: Non-stop Ryan Adams, just to satisfy me ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by haj23scfc on Feb 20, 2004 0:41:06 GMT
7.00-10.00: Colin and Edith 10.00-1.00: Jo Whiley 1.00-4.00: Some new blood (the 2 Key fm djs they signed perhaps?) 4.00-7.00: Chris Moyles 7.00-10.00: RETURN OF THE LAMACQ! Thats just selfish because I dont hear as much of Moyles now hes in the mornings!  |
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 20, 2004 8:12:00 GMT
6am-10am Peter Sutcliffe's breakfast show
10am-12pm- Non-Stop Hits with Mr.T
12pm-3pm- No-ones fucking listening time with Colonel Gadaffi and his family.
3pm-3.01pm Drive Time with Gordon Banks
3.02pm-6pm- Afternoon show with Steven Hawking.
6pm-10pm The evening session with Alan Hudson and Mark E.Smith.
10pm onwards PEEL! PEEL! PEEL!
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Post by cpepper on Feb 20, 2004 8:32:32 GMT
I know it's 'the nature of the beast' but a couple of DJ's that didn't love the sound of their own voice so much would be a good start.
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Post by JoeinOz on Feb 20, 2004 8:38:15 GMT
Bring back Simon Bates I say! That is I say when I'm in a mental hospital and devoid of all sense and faculties.
Remember Our song? What a load of old tosh.
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Post by wigginbird on Feb 20, 2004 9:19:42 GMT
Even worse - DLT and that stupid snooker game  |
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Post by JoeinOz on Feb 20, 2004 9:38:10 GMT
Yeah DLTs darts on the radio thingy ruined many trips to away games.
It was good when he made his little departure speech live on the radio though.
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Post by dude on Feb 20, 2004 10:24:21 GMT
DLT was so with it.
Barbera Dickson, Bruce Hornsby and the range etc ....on Radio bloody 1.
Chris Moyles is the most talentless, unfunny prick ever to go on the airwaves.
Possible line up
7-10 P-Rock with Frank Carson (Frank plays his fave punk/skate toons mixed in with some 'crackers' that only he laughs at)
10-12 Comical Ali and Gyles Brandreth's New Wave archives. (The Iraqi funster and cardigan wearing hipster remembers CBGBs and the post punk era)
12-3 Arthur Bostrom's request show. ( The 'hilarious' policeman from Allo Allo plays all your faves and introduces them in his hysterical French accent)
3-6 Sex-talk with R2D2. All your bedroom problems solved, mixed in with the latest new releases.
6-9 The evening show Basil Brush and Sweep. Late night ramblings and alternative sounds from the dynamic duo.
Would win me back
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Post by sheffieldstokie on Feb 20, 2004 11:50:47 GMT
I'd give the afternoon slot to johnny vegas ;D
"Right jonny, no drinking before the show, no swearing no sex and no slagging off people that will get us introuble"
"Fuckin sorted, just going get me pint and I'm off for wank over that bird on page three who claims she hasn't had a boob job but obviously has. hiccup."
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super tony pulis
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We now have that bit of quality in the final third Nige,av it
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Post by super tony pulis on Feb 21, 2004 7:36:35 GMT
Bring back Smashey and Nicey.
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Post by Coll40 on Feb 22, 2004 10:49:20 GMT
Close it down - then reduce the rip off license fee
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Feb 22, 2004 12:19:42 GMT
Lamarr Jupitus and Wossie???? Just tune to Radio 2 (like me ;D) ya owd git's. Tdog drive time with Banksie......ouch  |
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