Possessed by the Spirit of Beethoven

[maucek]

My name is Michael Hargreaves. I’m a musician, and for about twenty years now I’ve been possessed by the spirit of Ludwig van Beethoven. Um, he actually doesn’t particularly inspire me to write music, but he does use me as a vessel for recreational pursuits, particularly ten-pin bowling.

Are you sure Beethoven enjoyed ten-pin bowling?

Well, not really. They didn’t really have bowling in his time, but he’s certainly enjoying it now, but through me.

And do you enjoy it?

No.

[onthebenchagain]

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