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Post by macca1973 on Jan 26, 2004 18:45:46 GMT
;D a bloke wants his wife killed and asks his mate for help, his mate says sorry i cant help you but i have a friend called arty who will do it for you. So of the trundle to see Arty, they tell Arty the deal and he says yes no problem whats over ill do you for a £ as i love killing people so much.. ok the man says she will be in asda on tuesday wearing a green coat and green wellies.. So tuesday comes and the man is waiting in Asda as the woman walks in, he takes her to the freezer section where he strangles her to death and dumps her in the freezer, anyway job done he thinks, but on his way out he says another woman in the same clothes, so just to be sure he takes here into the freezer section strangles here and dumps her body in the freezers.. anyway the police close in and arrest arty and convict him of his crimes and the headling in the local paper that night is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARTY CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND AT ASDA |
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