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Post by ks on Jan 22, 2004 12:37:00 GMT
Somebody has just sent me these:
What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common? Neither of them can finish a sentence.
Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was OK but he could've murdered a nan.
They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter.
Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."
The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab".
Coat on order.
KS.
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Post by abharsair on Jan 22, 2004 13:10:27 GMT
They recently dug up shipmans back garden, and found loads of Iraqis and Afgans....
The police later found out on weekends he'd been doing foreigners
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Post by ks on Jan 22, 2004 13:43:34 GMT
Apparently Harold Shipman was a bit of lady killer, due to fact that he was well hung.
KS.
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Post by angescfc on Jan 23, 2004 13:24:57 GMT
;D
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