Lets break a good one!

[McIce]

Yes yes yes, this has nothing to about football.

Heard this yesterday at work.

Apparantly someone at work nows a lady that is a little overweight. This lady went on a diet which was mainly beans and veggies. This diet had the obvious effect that she has to fart a lot.
So, she was going to the grocery store with her husband but he decided to wait in the car to keep it warm. (it's -8 degrees on celcius here) Well, anyway. She goes into the store and starts shopping and suddenly she feels a really big one is starting to knock on the door, she didn't want to break a big one in the store so she hurries as fast as she can, throws the groceries in a bag, runs out into the car and farted the loudest and smelliest of them all.....

.....then she looked at her husband and lo and behold. It was the wrong car! And the driver of the car was trying to roll the window down as fast as he could, not saying a word she got out of the car and got into the right one.

Cheers,

Snowy McIce

[Pricey]

;D

[powchirper]

Veggy farts are worse than doggy farts. ;D

[myleftboot]

Has anyone tried the cabbage soup diet for a week.

Evil I tell thee ;D