Commando Tony leads from the front

[ted1965]

So we enter another must win game tomorrow in Coventry and at last it seems some common sense by the manager and playing two forwards who actually might pose a double threat to the opposition.

That said we must go for it, no more excuses and no more what might have been, we have to take the game to Coventry from the first whistle. We have to create chances for Shola and Ricardo, there’s no point booming the ball forward with a midfield that is more than capable of actually playing the ball along the ground. It’s a win or bust from here on in and maybe the change up front will lead to some positive thinking in other areas as well.

Though what if Tone does something else to gain some kind of advantage over the good people of Coventry and there team tomorrow, now many centuries ago one Lady Godiva rode through the streets of Coventry naked on a horse. She must have been quite a sight as she rode around with her long blonde hair covering her naked body.

I am sure if Tone puts his mind to it he could simulate this event. He can plan it all as the coach drives down, sort out the details and clear it with Coates..

I can see him now as the teams are announced and the music blares leading out the side, baseball cap at a jaunty angle as he rides into the Ricoh arena on the back of a Vespa driven by Mamma dressed as a chauffer in cap and long Stoke shirt , Tone waving his cap at the massed ranks of Potters and then do a triumphant lap of the ground to the cheering masses singing Tone’s gone commando to win the league. As they pass the home dugout he could raise himself up and moon Chris Coleman, Tony Godiva Pulis grins and bares it as Stoke go top, maybe even the news of the world may give us credit for entertainment then.

Though it would be hoped he wouldn’t do a Sharon Stone and start crossing or uncrossing his legs as he rides around the pitch. While the act of defiance maybe warranted the full Monty of meat and two veg should be left to the players wives hen night at the end of the season or till he’s in front of the home supporters. Though of course if Richard Keyes was to perform the same stunt he would already be well covered up with his all over body hair.

So come on Tone do it for the lads lets see you make the supreme sacrifice and lets see what Matt Smith makes of that on the Championship Sunday, we might even get more than 30 seconds coverage.

Come on you Mighty Potters.

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"Many centuries ago one Lady Godiva rode through the streets of Coventry naked on a horse. She must have been quite a sight as she rode around with her long blonde hair covering her naked body.

I am sure if Tone puts his mind to it he could simulate this event."

Lord spare this vision of hell and damnation!

[Mr_DaftBurger]

skip said:

"Many centuries ago one Lady Godiva rode through the streets of Coventry naked on a horse. She must have been quite a sight as she rode around with her long blonde hair covering her naked body.

I am sure if Tone puts his mind to it he could simulate this event."

Lord spare this vision of hell and damnation!

He'd need one of those baseball caps with ponytail attached!

[glouscesterstokie]

another must win game definetly however how many times have we said that lately?

[stokelad]

great read as normal ted