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Post by mistersausage on Apr 7, 2011 8:13:58 GMT
To be able to use or even buy a mobility scooter you should have to obtain a certificate from your doctor or consultant.
The roads and pavements are getting ever more clogged up with the fat idle cunters who just can't be bothered to walk. Some of them are the size of a small fucking car and they seem to be getting longer and wider every passing month.
I've even seen some with fucking trailers behind them, and one bloke was drinking ale and even had a few in his scooter bin.
A lot of the blobs who roll around on them are just obese bastards who are too fucking lazy to walk anywhere.
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 7, 2011 8:23:00 GMT
We agree again. I noticed a pub up our way had two of those scooters locked up outside the bar door  On saying that the worst I saw was in sea world Florida While waiting for my family to catch me up I spotted what could only be described as jabba the hud riding on one Followed by the female version then the child version A whole family pack of lard riding on scooters The boy was also holding a turkey drumstick the size of his arm Dirty fat bastards |
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Apr 7, 2011 8:25:19 GMT
To be able to use or even buy a mobility scooter you should have to obtain a certificate from your doctor or consultant. The roads and pavements are getting ever more clogged up with the fat idle cunters who just can't be bothered to walk. Some of them are the size of a small fucking car and they seem to be getting longer and wider every passing month. I've even seen some with fucking trailers behind them, and one bloke was drinking ale and even had a few in his scooter bin. A lot of the blobs who roll around on them are just obese bastards who are too fucking lazy to walk anywhere. As a 'fat cunter' myself, i have to agree on this point. They are fine for old folk or the (really) disabled but for people who are just too lazy to walk they should be banned. Unfortunately i know of at least one person who is registered 'disabled' through their own selfish stupidity who constantley moans that they need theirs and the rest of society is at fault for not making it easy for them to use their scooter. Thing is Mr Sausage, a lot of the lazy twats that use them like that will be the ones scrounging undeserved benefits. 'oh i cant walk, so there is no way i can work'. 'ok lazy twat, heres more benefits for you and your 8 kids' Too fat to walk, but not to fat to breed  |
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Post by lew86 on Apr 7, 2011 8:28:15 GMT
My Dad uses on to get out of the house because he can't walk the distance and pavements are just fucking ridiculous to navigate in a wheelchair. He took the dog for a walk up to the common and back the other day but feels a right cunt because half the people that use them don't need them.
MAKING the fatties that can't be arsed to exercise, actually walk would be a good thing and make the people that do need them feel better whilst using them so they aren't tarred with the same brush.
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 7, 2011 8:30:51 GMT
Very true Red
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Post by french toast on Apr 7, 2011 8:32:31 GMT
why does craig get all this stick
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 7, 2011 8:33:35 GMT
;D
Right I'm off to the offy on me scooter
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Post by french toast on Apr 7, 2011 8:36:08 GMT
;D ;D
For your special brew?
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 7, 2011 8:47:58 GMT
;D
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Post by One-Two on Apr 7, 2011 10:16:55 GMT
Good idea that there should be some kind of license for them actually, although as with disabled parking badges etc. people who need them will be refused, and people who don't need them, will be granted one.
They can go much too quickly as well, they should be limited to the speed of a slow walk.
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Post by mistersausage on Apr 7, 2011 11:24:01 GMT
Good idea that there should be some kind of license for them actually, although as with disabled parking badges etc. people who need them will be refused, and people who don't need them, will be granted one. They can go much too quickly as well, they should be limited to the speed of a slow walk. There are two main speed, 4 and 8 miles an hour, although there are ones which will now do 12. The law states that to use one at 8mph you must NOT be on the pavement. Doesn't stop the fat lazy cunts from speeding along the pavement to macdonalds though does it? There's always one or two outside maccy d's in Hanley. As red said it does make you feel sorry for those who really do need one as most are now tarred as 'fat lazy bastards'. Was in Skegness two weeks ago and the place is crawling with them. Fuck knows what Bournemouth or Lytham St Annes is like  |
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 7, 2011 11:58:14 GMT
DESPERATELY needs to be a scooter test and speed limiter. If you're in a wheelchair and can't get out of the way quick they're even scarier than if you're on your feet. ;D |
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Post by french toast on Apr 7, 2011 12:23:01 GMT
wonder if craig has got a licence
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 7, 2011 12:42:41 GMT
DESPERATELY needs to be a scooter test and speed limiter. If you're in a wheelchair and can't get out of the way quick they're even scarier than if you're on your feet. ;D Totally agree Sal Look at this Fcukin mad head  And this cunt  Is this The one you mean 1000 and his lovely lady?  |
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Post by tampon on Apr 7, 2011 13:01:31 GMT
There are fat women at my work that use the lift to avoid the one flight of stairs. Come to the canteen, raid the vending machine and have had to do the sit-down admin jobs. I'm a thin lad, I watch what I eat, stay active and avoid sugary shit drinks.
If I was one of these fat women for a month they'd be so much healthier, it's all laziness.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Apr 7, 2011 13:07:36 GMT
If I was one of these fat women for a month they'd be so much healthier, it's all laziness. True, but you would struggle to go out rapeing if you were a fat bird  |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 7, 2011 13:16:49 GMT
Theres a right mad bastard who drives one on our estate.
Few weeks ago I saw him driving his scooter up the duel carraige way sending cars scuttling everywhere before turning off into a side street and nearly cutting a van up. How he was'nt killed I will never know. ;D.
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Post by starkiller on Apr 7, 2011 13:18:55 GMT
Just let the tyres down while they are tucking into a burger. Would be great to watch them push it. And their heart would appreciate it too.
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Post by Meggsy on Apr 7, 2011 14:02:03 GMT
I completely agree, the ones that need them then fair enough but the fat fuckers that clearly don't : Get on your feet and do some fucking exercise you cunts. How many parks are there in Stoke? A shed load with some nice(ish) lakes too, I used to love a jog around westport lake in the summer evenings. Anyway, this is justice:  |
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Post by Meggsy on Apr 7, 2011 14:04:12 GMT
Although this slob could not give a fuck ;D  |
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Apr 7, 2011 14:22:22 GMT
Although this slob could not give a fuck ;D Just look at the fucking size of her. I'm surprised that the frigging scooter works with that heffer on it. I bet her vagina STINKS. |
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Post by Meggsy on Apr 7, 2011 14:32:52 GMT
Just look at the fucking size of her. I'm surprised that the frigging scooter works with that heffer on it. I bet her vagina STINKS. I bet Poisoned will still fuck it though the dirty current |
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 7, 2011 15:10:47 GMT
Christ on a scooter that would break your back shagging it ;D.
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Post by buddha on Apr 7, 2011 17:22:51 GMT
there was one INSIDE spoons in hanley before the match saturday he nearly knocked my ale out of my hand .
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Post by swampySCFC on Apr 7, 2011 17:58:15 GMT
 This bloke will break the fucker down. And hes got a mouth with cunt hair on it. Useless fat bastard. Got a bit of Chinese in him too  |
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