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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 11, 2011 18:48:31 GMT
right, ive started wearing contact lenses. for tea i cut up some chilli to have on my steak (was top bollock by the way) now i got chilli on my fingers, i can still bastard taste it and its quite hot. this is after i washed my hands, used anti bacteria alcohol stuff. but i can still taste it.  how the hell can i get the chilli off my fingers before i blind myself. Thanks |
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Feb 11, 2011 18:52:12 GMT
What does having Chilli on your fingers have to do with your eyes?
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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 11, 2011 18:52:47 GMT
What does having Chilli on your fingers have to do with your eyes? how do you advise putting contact lenses in?  |
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Feb 11, 2011 18:53:44 GMT
Don't put your lenses in yet?
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Feb 11, 2011 18:54:15 GMT
What does having Chilli on your fingers have to do with your eyes? how do you advise putting contact lenses in? You don't need to take them in or our yet though, I'm sure your fingers will be fine come bed time. |
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Feb 11, 2011 18:55:10 GMT
I know a guy who could help you actually  |
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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 11, 2011 18:56:43 GMT
your not helping are you, you bunch of cunts. how do i get taste of chilli off my fingers? ;D
but what if i need scratch my bollocks? your kissing em better.
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Feb 11, 2011 18:59:20 GMT
your not helping are you, you bunch of cunts. how do i get taste of chilli off my fingers? ;D but what if i need scratch my bollocks? your kissing em better. Shove 'em up ya arse. |
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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 11, 2011 19:03:25 GMT
Although it will not get rid of the Chilli or help him in his quest the slight stinging of the inner colon will be slightly pleasurable I am sure ;D tried but i kept flinching, im a right tease to myself  |
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Feb 11, 2011 19:03:49 GMT
Although it will not get rid of the Chilli or help him in his quest the slight stinging of the inner colon will be slightly pleasurable I am sure ;D It will cure the smell, however it will be replaced by the smooth scent of anal discharge. |
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Post by One-Two on Feb 11, 2011 19:05:08 GMT
I know a guy who could help you actually Yep, a quick kiss from this guy and you'll never have to worry about getting chilli in your eyes again  |
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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 11, 2011 19:12:08 GMT
bunch of fuckers.
sod yer ;D
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Post by st2potter on Feb 11, 2011 19:31:15 GMT
Milk or Warm Sugary water will sort it rate out
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on Feb 11, 2011 19:52:03 GMT
I know a guy who could help you actually ROLF! this had me in tears of laughter |
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Post by scfcmacca on Feb 11, 2011 19:56:43 GMT
more chilli?
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Post by Meggsy on Feb 11, 2011 21:03:36 GMT
Dip them in a bit of Con Carne
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Post by paula_m on Feb 12, 2011 0:18:57 GMT
If you've got a lemon in the kitchen rub your hands with the juice then wash well in cold water
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Feb 12, 2011 0:33:29 GMT
Here's one for you (and i quite enjoy doing it).
Simple 2-step operation...
1) Chop fresh chilli's then rub round fingers
2) Finger own bumhole and jap-eye for amazing sexual burning sensation
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Post by PotterLog on Feb 12, 2011 0:48:11 GMT
I cooked something with fresh chillis in for a girlfriend one time. She loved the meal but did not like the burning sensation in her vagina when I put my fingers in it later that evening. True story.  |
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Feb 12, 2011 0:50:51 GMT
I cooked something with fresh chillis in for a girlfriend one time. She loved the meal but did not like the burning sensation in her vagina when I put my fingers in it later that evening. True story. Yes Potterlog i know it's bloody true!!!! When the wife came home that night her fadge was red raw |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2011 0:55:52 GMT
FINGER IN MORE CHILLI
FINGER IN EYE
DO IT FAGGOT
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Post by One-Two on Feb 12, 2011 0:59:29 GMT
FINGER IN MORE CHILLI FINGER IN EYE DO IT FAGGOT This.  |
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Post by Beardy200 on Feb 12, 2011 1:26:16 GMT
What does having Chilli on your fingers have to do with your eyes? how do you advise putting contact lenses in? Use a knife and fork. |
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