Will Pulis….

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.....play Fuller, Ameobi, Creswell and Mama from the start and go all out on Monday?

More importantly, why is it that everyone has a sandwich maker that never gets used? It just sits in a dusty cupboard for months or years. You know it’s there but you just assume it’s broken because you haven’t used it for ages or you just can’t be bothered to use it. Then one day you have an urge for a toasted sandwich so you get it down and it’s the best thing you ever did. For the next few weeks you try every sandwich possible (cheese, sausage and beans, egg and mustard, broccoli and spinach) but you eventually become board again and it just goes back in the cupboard sitting there all lonely gathering dust.

Is it linked to global warming?

[vestanpance]

I link the demise in the Great British Breville with the rise of George Foreman's Lean, Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine.

No that he seems to use it much, the punch-drunk god bothering fat oaf.

I'll tell you another uselss kitchen item, the Cafatieré. Bastard French.

I'd like to see Ameobi & Fuller up fron, with Gallagher in the hole picking up the second ball.

[Danstoke82]

Hmm random thoughts on the sandwich maker, one I must ponder over the weekend, perhaps take a survey and make results. Haha.

TP to start with four upfront?! Hmm I dont think theres much chance of that now....

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I see Mugabe’s refusing to accept defeat, he’ll start blaming referee’s or fourth official for there decisions next.

[PONTAFCE]

Id like to see him play three upfront personally to see how we would handle it with this new strikeforce we have.But i dont think tp will be switching things around at this time of the season to much

[vestanpance]

The Mugabe stuation was exacerbated by the international community insisting the independant Zimbabwean Electoral Committee was made up of Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete, Tabo Mbeki & Mark Clattenberg. Even Tazanians knew Clattenberg was Zanu-PF's puppet. I'll tell you what i used to like, Howard's Way, especially the Bald one Ken. Rum fucker he was.

Currently we have two central midfielders in Delap & Whelan who want to do the same thing. By playing a second midfielder (Gallagher) in an advanced role to support the knockdowns i believe not only can we disrupt Palace's game plan, but we might also get a decent sandwich out of it.

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All valid points vestan but I think you're forgetting about James Blunt and his new album, that's bound to change things in Zimbabwe and also the middle east.

I just hope Pulis starts with Fuller and Ameobi to be honest, anything else would be just be coconuts IMO.

[vestanpance]

They'll never go for it, not after the UN ballsed up with Kenny Rogers in Nicaragua. Blunt would be a fool to himself.

I like the balance we get through our midfield now, with Lawrence, Whelan & Pearson, i just think we lack a box-to-box midfielder....someone like Brian Howard at Barnsley would be a great addition.

I burped on Tuesday and some sick-spit came up. S'OK thought, i took a gaviscon*.

* Not the Glen Campbell song.

[potter84]

Radio Stoke think Stoke will be unchanged for Monday - meaning Fuller will be on bench ??? Should be Fuller & Ameobi - but looks like Cressy & Shola.

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That's shocking, think of the affects it will have on inflation.

Someone should tell Hale & Pace, they wouldn't accept this motherfucking situation.

Where did I put my pen?

[thestatusquo]

When Mugabi goes he will be allowed to take his sandwich toaster with him. The cheese left him in a pickle.
My uncle is ill I must go now.

[PONTAFCE]

Unless pulis is just saying that we are uchanged and makes a last minute swap in the squad? I hope tho he puts fuller and shoala upfront whats shoala like in the air? i know that he can hold the ball up well and has got a good touch.

[vestanpance]

They are in the priory again, they were caught doing Ketamine with Cannon & Ball (again) - the fucking krankies are dealing again, but they ALWAYS get away with it. From what i've heard, there's turf war brewing between them & Little & Large. The only guarantee is that there will be blood.

I think it's media talk, i see no other logical solution other than Fuller 7 Ameobi, unless Fuller's fitness has been affected by his ban?

Got to go anyway, that Dom Joly's stuck in the cesspit again, the corpulent lebanese funnyman that he is.

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We need the steadiness that Riggott gives us at the back and I’d go for Shawcross alongside him, that’s the best balance IMO.

As for the turf war, I’ve heard the godfather (Davro) has got a price out on his head. He’s laying low and leaving his main henchmen (Lenny Henry and Fred Astaire) to do his dirty work.

Ahhhhh, that’s where my pen was.

[garyhackett]

No way will he play all those up front in fact Fuller wont even make the starting 11.

It will be:

Nash

Griffin Cort Riggott Pugh

Lawrence Delap Whelan Pearson

Ameobi Cresswell


Subs:

Simmo, Wilko, Shawcross, Gally, Fuller

[vestanpance]

I don;t know what Wilkinson & Dickinson have to do to be regarded as our best two full backs, but i fear you are right, i think he will go with Pugh & Griffin.

Speaking of Griffin, i entered into his savings scheme at the Midland Bank in 1985 and never got a penny back, though they gave me a teddy and a rubber. Do i need to write to him directly, or does his dad deal with the banking matters whilst he concentrates on his football? I wouldn't normally make a fuss, but it is my money, and he's had it for 23 years.



I too enjoy bacon.

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Vestan, speak to his Dad mate, he’s the brains behind the business, why speak to the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Speaking of organ grinders, I’m hungry, I might have a Wrights Meat & Tata.

[Do it inthe Prem for 3rdminute]

On the point of global warming I heard that Ricci and Shola were thinking of spit roasting Clint but as soon as Parkin and Liam heard about it there was a big bust up over who got in first.

For me its got to be
Nash
Griffin, Cort,,Riggott, Pugh
Lawrence, Delap, Whelan, Pearson
Fuller, Ameobi

[Spiderman]

He'll probably play Creswell and Sidibe

[vestanpance]

I can't see it. It's the Glaucoma. I said i'd be just as happy with a cornish pasty but she insisted, and i don't see any reason why i should pay half.

Speaking of Monkeys, have you seen Simeon the Simian? I wouldn't mind, but he's been shatting on my table again and it's teak. The French Polisher (pierre) says it'll be a cunt to get out. He does massive ones with poo-juice and everything.

Delap offers little going forward, but his throw is a weapon. Similar to the iraqi weapons except his actually exists, unlike that butterfly flapping his wings in the amazon causing Pulis to take Bothroyd off, or something similar.

Celeriac Mash.

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Going dutch is the way forward, the only way I’m paying for everything is if I’m guaranteed a go up the Gary. In these situations a contract should be written up beforehand and if the contract is broken, she has to pay for everything and offer a blow job as way of compensation.

I’m not sure what the team will be, I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure.

[Ring Ring]…….”Hello….excuse me, I need to take this.”

[vestanpance]

That's a point. I'll go and check teletext. he's bound to know.

[sirpineapple89]

Capitals old boy, capitals.

[vestanpance]

Younde, Cameroon.

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Lima, Peru (I hope that’s right now!)

[vestanpance]

Port Stanley, Falkland Islands.

F, France.

Fucking easy this, i'm off to study my progressive pronouns.

[sirpineapple89]

You two need to fuck right off.










Luxembourg, Luxembourg.