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Post by rorymscfc on Apr 4, 2008 7:20:04 GMT
Seeing as how Colin frequently comments on the physical attributes of our players, how about:
Whoahh Whoahh Whoahh
We've got the biggest attack in the world
Shola Ameobi
Mama Sidebe
The Beast and Ricardoo-oo-oo!
The Shola Ameobi bit has to be run together a bit but otherwise I thought it scanned quite well.
RoryM
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2008 7:33:59 GMT
I'm loving all the song suggestions on the board lately and hope to hear some of them at the games.
But does anyone else just make up their own tune as they read them, or is it just me? Sometimes I use 'No Limits' by 2-Unlimited, other times I've used 'Knees Up Mother Brown', but my favourite one I've used is 'Eternal Flame' by The Bangles - very dramatic that one; but hitting that high note can be a real bollock-clencher.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 4, 2008 7:45:50 GMT
EastMidsPotter 'ere you go but I can't see it catching on to be honest!  Ricardo, give me a goal, big boy (NQM) Crystal Palace need beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, are we only dreaming? Is this burning an eternal flame? I believe it's meant to be, Riccy I watch all the premiershit, you belong to me Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming Or is this burning an eternal flame? Say City, sun shines through the rain A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain I don't want to lose this feeling [break] Say my name, sun shines through the rain A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain I don't want to lose this feeling Close your eyes and give me a goal Palace need beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming Or is this burning an eternal flame? [break] Is this burning an eternal flame? An eternal flame? Close your eyes and give me a goal Palace need beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming Or is this burning an eternal flame? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2008 7:52:34 GMT
EastMidsPotter 'ere you go but I can't see it catching on to be honest! Ricardo, give me a goal, big boy (NQM) Crystal Palace need beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, are we only dreaming? Is this burning an eternal flame? I believe it's meant to be, Riccy I watch all the premiershit, you belong to me Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming Or is this burning an eternal flame? Say City, sun shines through the rain A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain I don't want to lose this feeling [break] Say my name, sun shines through the rain A whole life so lonely, and then you come and ease the pain I don't want to lose this feeling Close your eyes and give me a goal Palace need beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming Or is this burning an eternal flame? [break] Is this burning an eternal flame? An eternal flame? Close your eyes and give me a goal Palace need beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming Or is this burning an eternal flame?  I will give you a Mars Bar and all the lint in my pocket if you get that going on Monday night. |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Apr 4, 2008 9:11:43 GMT
Daft burger thats is Brilliant ;D
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 4, 2008 12:36:16 GMT
If we're singing slowies to the tune of 'And I love you so..'
And I love you Stoke.
The people ask me how,
How I’ve lived till now.
I tell them I don’t know.
They'll never understand
How lowly Stoke have been.
But life began again
With the money from PC.
And, yes, I know how lowly Stoke have been.
The shit fans laugh at me, our rivals were Stockport C.
But I don’t let glory hunters get me down
Now we’re placed above Position 3.
And Stoke loves me, too.
Their thoughts are just for me;
Set FA Cup weekends free.
I’m happy that they do.
The honours list is brief
And once a page is read,
All but love is dead.
That is my belief.
And, yes, I know how lower leagues can be.
The shitfans laugh at me, cos we were worse than Coventry.
But I don’t let glory hunters get me down
Now we’re placed above Position 3.
And I love you Stoke.
The people ask me how,
But I’ll tell them now.
We’re no longer broke.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 4, 2008 13:09:31 GMT
The Leader of the Pack (Neil Warnock's crack)
Has he really got another job?
There Jordan Simon. Let's ask her.
Jordan is that Neils ring you've been rimming?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great riding him
Is he picking you up after training today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?
I met him Hampstead Heath
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (Neil Warnock’s crack)
He likes to keep pushing my blonde head down (down, down)
He said he get me the ultimate crown
(what did he mean when he said the ultimate crown?)
They told me he was fat
And I even knew he was twat
But I couldn’t help falling for (Neil Warnock’s crack)
One day my dad said, "Find someone new"
I had to tell my Neil we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I entered (Neil Warnock’s crack)
[Spoken:]
He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As we lost to Stoke, that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the rimmings I’d been through
At training they all stop and stare
I can't hide the soreness, when my arse is bare
I'll never forget big (Neil Warnock’s crack)
Neil Warnock’s crack – it’s so long
Neil Warnock’s crack - it’s so long
Neil Warnock’s crack - it’s so long
Neil Warnock’s crack - it’s so long
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Post by stokief on Apr 4, 2008 14:39:10 GMT
Oi DB! Two things come to mind.... Don't give up the day job and Don't call us...erm...we'll call you, honest we will !!   ;D |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 4, 2008 15:01:04 GMT
Where have you been? Any chance of Kareoke in the bar might improve attendances!? I mean with attendances lately you must be close to shutting down?  |
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Post by stokief on Apr 4, 2008 15:07:33 GMT
Have you missed me?!  Well, maybe I will close it down IF we go up On the other hand, you know how hard it is to get tickets for Prem. games, I'd maybe have to keep it open for the misser-outers Oh and as for singing in the bar....not if you're going to pretend to be Belinda Carlisle !!! ;D |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 4, 2008 15:15:40 GMT
Of course I missed you! Belinda Carlisle?? I thought me, staffs and Meno could have done our version of the Shangrila's! ;D |
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 4, 2008 15:17:42 GMT
Be sensible- there was a chap on here asked what the words to 'When the reds go marching in ' was
Do you really expect folk to learn 5 verses of a song ?????
;D
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Post by Block 25 on Apr 4, 2008 15:19:06 GMT
ive got one for colin
how about Neil Warnock your a wanker, your a wanker (repeat as many times as wanted with hate and anger i nthe voice) ?
how about it ?
;D
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Post by stokief on Apr 4, 2008 15:30:05 GMT
I see Staffs dressing up more in the Shirley Bassey way and meno giving his all as Julio Iglesias (he'd like to think Enrique but still! ;D) You can be who you want as you only pop in for a quickie when everyone else's left! ;D
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 4, 2008 16:01:29 GMT
SJE it is then! |
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Post by stokief on Apr 4, 2008 16:17:27 GMT
I didn't know Super John could sing?! ;D |
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;D
Well, maybe I will close it down IF we go up 
