SHOLA TO THE TUNE OF LOLA

[salopstick]

I met him in a club down in hanley duck
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
SH-O-L-A shola.
He walked up to me and he asked me to dance.
I asked his name and in a dark brown voice he said, "shola"

a bit obvious but an instant classic

[trebor63]

He played at Newcastle when they knocked us out the Cup
But then he signed for Stoke and now we're goin up
I said Shola lalala Shola etc

[DansViews]

He met him at a pub down in fenton duck
Where the beer is piss and the coke tastes like rola cola
SH-o-L-A SHOLA
He went to the bar and sent the coke back
the barman smile and said "you look like that guy shola"

Now im not the worlds most intelligent guy
but when i saw his face, it nearly made me cry
oh my shola SH_o_L-A SHOLA
Im signing for stoke, so make it a wine
"your in stoke now" and he broke my spine oh my shola!

[Willie Nelson]

only joking, like the signing and the results but, i swear this was the only thing i got to fit.

Now, He's big and he's black and he likes to attack
but knowing our Tone he'll probably play center back
Shola Shola

[JurgenVandeurzen]

All great . Unfortunetly Goarn Stok is very much the order of the decade

[robin1302]

I quite like the one to the okey kokey tune that's been put on here a few times tonight