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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Mar 25, 2008 12:44:34 GMT
Out of favor at Liverpool and as all of the requirements that Mr Pulis is looking for. Tall, gormless and crap.
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Mar 25, 2008 12:45:30 GMT
Pisser EFF ;D
We aren't Real Madrid anymore you know.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Mar 25, 2008 12:50:11 GMT
Remember when those welsh buffoons Cardiff thought they would be a bigger club that Barcelona? It should have happened by now shouldn't it?
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Mar 25, 2008 12:51:26 GMT
Crouch is not crap. That is all.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Mar 25, 2008 12:53:20 GMT
Yes he is.
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Mar 25, 2008 12:56:04 GMT
18 goals last year in an injury-plagued season doesn't scream "crap" to me.
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Post by onemanbang on Mar 25, 2008 13:00:46 GMT
someone just enlighten m'lord to crouchy's england goals to apps ratio!
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Mar 25, 2008 13:06:14 GMT
Crouch is not crap. That is all. For a tall man, he has excellent feet and close control. He'd be a huge asset to the run in.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 25, 2008 13:08:28 GMT
There's also as much chance of Stoke signing him as there is of me banging Raquel Welsh. Up the bum.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Mar 25, 2008 13:08:55 GMT
I don't see him starting for Liverpool to often. Even that Kouyt or what ever his name is gets a look in before him. You know what it is about these tall lanky players? I will explain to you. It takes to long for their brain waves to travail down there bodies to there feet, by the time the information as gone that distance the chance has gone and the defender has nipped in to claim the ball. also for some inexplicable reason all tall players are rubbish at heading. Crouch is a good foot taller than most defenders but does he score many goals with his head? Does he boot.
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Post by salopstick on Mar 25, 2008 13:10:57 GMT
all this tall man bollocks
he has excellent feet and close control, He'd be an asset to the run in.
no fucking likelehood though
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Mar 25, 2008 13:13:31 GMT
all this tall man bollocks he has excellent feet and close control, He'd be an asset to the run in. no fucking likelehood though More chance of us signing ms Welch
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Post by stokeny on Mar 25, 2008 13:20:51 GMT
The hat trick against Arsenal last year, left foot, right foot and header was class. England 25 appearances 14 goals. Wish he'd come and be crap for us. Lord Eff I suggest you carry on living off Paters allowance and don't start up a career in football scouting.
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Mar 25, 2008 13:30:15 GMT
Your opinion of Crouch is almost as laughable as your grammar and your attempts to come over as posh. Sort yourself out.
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Post by staying up for...spunktrumpet on Mar 25, 2008 13:30:35 GMT
Me lord you bugger ;D
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Post by future100 on Mar 25, 2008 15:31:52 GMT
There's also as much chance of Stoke signing him as there is of me banging Raquel Welsh. Up the bum.
better get the vaseline ready then!
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Post by trebor63 on Mar 25, 2008 15:54:33 GMT
If we got Crouch we would be up! Cracking player one of the best English strikers at the moment imo
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Post by realstokebloke on Mar 25, 2008 15:58:21 GMT
Best thing i heard about Crouch was that when the players at Liverpool were all buying eachother daft christmas presents, they bought his girlfriend a set of step ladders.
;D
All that said; 1. he'd destroy CCC defences 2. he will never come (well, give it 10 years & maybe).
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Post by 10 Pint Potter on Mar 25, 2008 16:07:57 GMT
quality player, earlier this season he always used to come on and score, and benitez still wouldnt start the poor lad!
dont agree with keeping him in the england squad at the expense of Jermain Defoe, judging on recent form, as he has hardly played and Defoe is on fire
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Post by potters 22 on Mar 25, 2008 16:20:59 GMT
Lordeffinghamknowsfuckallaboutfooty! ;D
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Post by Tony Clueless on Mar 25, 2008 16:27:46 GMT
I concur Crouch is wank ;D
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Post by Irish Stokie on Mar 25, 2008 16:27:54 GMT
Maybe this is the "rock the city" signing TP had lined up ;D It would be an amazing signing but theres no way he would step down a league but if he did we are up!!!
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Post by KevinWhimper on Mar 25, 2008 17:25:30 GMT
The highest ranked opposition Crouch has scored against for England is Uraguay.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 17:27:37 GMT
Croatia.
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Post by StoKeith on Mar 25, 2008 17:29:02 GMT
Are Uruguay higher ranked than Croatia?
EDIT: Beaten to it!
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Mar 25, 2008 17:30:28 GMT
Hahahahahaah
There's a country called UR A GAY
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Post by KevinWhimper on Mar 25, 2008 17:30:25 GMT
Shit, I forgot about that, I'm sorry, i feel like a retard now.
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