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Post by RobPa on Feb 15, 2004 14:53:29 GMT
some people tried sing that akinbiyi thing to my old mans a dustman butr it didnt work
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Post by Pricey on Feb 15, 2004 14:53:31 GMT
There's creative spirit and there's homophobia! ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/vEIFeJPtIIq1awrUd6zP.gif)
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 15, 2004 14:58:37 GMT
For teams we hate who play with white somewhere on their strip. My example is Fail: We'll hate you, hate you, hate you every step along the way We'll hate you, hate you, hate you by your side we'll never stay. FAIL!FAIL! Tell the lads in black and white That they play like total shite They're the shame of all of you today! We'll hate you, hate you, hate you every step along the way We'll hate you, hate you, hate you by your side we'll never stay. You're by far the worlds shittest team! etc
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Post by JR on Feb 15, 2004 19:37:04 GMT
Always much rather songs were about our own club personally.
Remember being a guest at Crewe v Vale last season and Vale just sang about us??? Getting behind your side would help a bit more.
As for not singing the Dario ones anyway, I do seem to remember some being sung on our last visit. Was funny must admit.
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Post by Pricey on Feb 15, 2004 19:45:09 GMT
Not:
'Tony Pulis' barmy army, we hate puffs' though JR surely?
I wouldn't mind directing a few at Dario (nothing about drinking spunk mind) and seeing if we can rile him enough to comment on SCFC's 'True Supporters' in the post-match yawn-a-thon! ;D
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Post by charliebester on Feb 15, 2004 19:48:12 GMT
To the tune of "who eat all the pies" WHO drank ALL THE SPUNK WHO drank ALL THE SPUNk U BENT BASTARD U BENT BASTARD U drank ALL THE SPUNK hahaha brilliant!
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Post by JR on Feb 15, 2004 19:48:51 GMT
You couldn't possibly upset the "True supporter" with such filth. They'd think non iD card holders had infiltrated.
I agree Dario can't get away for 90 minutes. No doubt some PC person will come on moaning.
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Post by McLovin on Feb 15, 2004 23:40:02 GMT
You can shove our fucking cards up your arse you can shove our fucking cards up your arse they will usually hurt like fuck but they'll probablly get you hard you can stick our fucking cards up your arse
ok, now onto some serious songs. they wont be much better!!
He plays for stoke and his name is akinbiyi and his pace is electric and his name is akinbiyi he plays up front and his name is akinbiyi WHOAAAAAAA akinbiyi! (tune of the macarena)
Blue moon, you started singing to soon You thought you'd celebrate later and up stepped Chris Greenacre (tune of blue moon)
Whos the bender whos the bender whos the bender on the bench? (to dario)
Oh Dario is a bender he thinks that crwho are class when he's with the youth team he does them up the ass (those arnt the exact lyrics but someone wrote it earlier in the thread - that is absolutly brilliant, weve got to sing that at crwho!!)
Dario wants a cumshot, dario wants a cumshot, off billy jones, off billy jones.
I'll get all of my coats.
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Post by McLovin on Feb 15, 2004 23:45:28 GMT
any ideas on the second part of the dario song it sounds incomplete at the moment
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Post by JR on Feb 16, 2004 0:34:02 GMT
There's always the old fave
He's C.rewe He's bent His arse is up for rent
Dario...Dario
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 15:11:53 GMT
Ohhh Dario is a bender he thinks that Crwho are class When he's with the youth team He takes them up the ass He'll put them in the first team when their in year 6 and when they score a goal he'll f.uck em' all to bits or maybe not...;D can we have a professional to finish it off?? ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 16, 2004 15:46:16 GMT
I composed that song....
Dario's a Bender He thinks that crewe are class and when hes with the youth team he takes them up the ass/ He has them in the board room On the kitchen floor and when hes finished with one he goes and gets some more
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 19:45:23 GMT
yes I know you did, but it wasnt complete in the thread before ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/4tzqvp1fxEemag_TAXLJ.gif) at least we know the words now ;D
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 19:53:55 GMT
how about a long and annoying one ;D
number 1 is akinbiyi and number 2 is akinbiyi and number 3 is akinbiyi and number 4 is akinbiyi and number 5 is akinbiyi and number 6 is akinbiyi and number 7 is akinbiyi and number 8 is akinbiyi and number 9 is akinbiyi and number 10 is akinbiyi and number 11 is akinbiyi and all the subs are akinbiyi
we all dream of a team of akinbiyis a team of akinbiyis a team of akinbiyis we all dream of a team of akinbiyis a team of akinbiyis a team of akinbiyis
(to the tune of yellow submarine)
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 22:40:20 GMT
just thought i'd make a chance to the one that was made about Darel Russell. I know ive acctually made it worse but i think his bootsa deserve a mention
His boots, are white he plays in gloves, thats right Darel Rusell, Darrell Russell
and this ive just made up on the spur of the moment. thats right, its another bad one
Oh Russell he is magic his boots are fucking white he used to play in black ones but they were fucking shite He got a pair of new stoke gloves to show a bit of pride now every time he has a shot the white boots make it go wide ;D
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 16, 2004 22:43:14 GMT
I just put a reply on this post and can't see it? Can anyone else?
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 22:44:44 GMT
Just been having an argument with a vale fan and I went into song ;D Who's that girl, look at her She's the slut of Steve Brooker And he picked her up in burslem On a Monday night We've all had her and she 's shite! (to the tune of knick knack paddy whack) I think this is my best effort yet ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/0m0lbCuTEBzaRn6f8QaM.gif)
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 22:46:11 GMT
have you deleted it, I did see it before i made the post about darel russell. ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/7TTgAtwUz19SBi0cvrCX.gif)
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 16, 2004 22:47:35 GMT
I didn't delete it, can't remember where it was now.
SMUDGE? have you?
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 22:51:18 GMT
the message was just before my one of Darel Russell
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 16, 2004 22:51:45 GMT
DaveF deleted it. Sorry for any offence caused, i was just making the point.
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 22:56:34 GMT
any comments on my brooker song ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/vEIFeJPtIIq1awrUd6zP.gif)
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 16, 2004 22:58:15 GMT
NO!!!!!!!!
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 16, 2004 22:59:09 GMT
I just think the thread has got boring ever since people have started putting up songs that we're obvs not going to sing.
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Post by McLovin on Feb 16, 2004 22:59:27 GMT
thanks ;D
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 16, 2004 23:07:25 GMT
Sok, anyday, just ask.
Is that you on the homepage of your website?
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Post by McLovin on Feb 17, 2004 14:16:20 GMT
No, its Nigel from Half Man Half Biscuit. I'm 16 and if I looked like that at such a young age i'd kill myself ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/cj7bsBj2jOTuEAUVaPt5.gif)
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 17, 2004 14:17:24 GMT
I'm 15 and think i'd kill myself at any age looking like that.
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Post by McLovin on Feb 17, 2004 14:28:33 GMT
its from a live gig, hes probably pissed, or tired ;D
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 17, 2004 14:35:46 GMT
And high from some shit!
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