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Post by Trout_Licker on Feb 12, 2004 14:35:14 GMT
theres lots of new songs going around at the moment, so lets get them all on this thread, sp eveyone knows them, for the wigan game
Oh Johny Halls.....
Is wonderful,
Oh Johny Halls is wonderful,
Hes got a fuuuucking great mullet,
Oh Johny Halls is wonderful,
OOOOH Johny Halls...OOH Johny Halls....
IS Wonderful....IS Wonderful.....etc etc
Ooooh Ade is a Stokie, he plays in red and white;
He used to play for Leicester, but they were fucking shite,
He tried his luck at Palace, but Palace were a joke;
Along came Tony Pulis and said 'come and play for Stoke'.
These are 2 of my fav's
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Post by mcf on Feb 12, 2004 17:19:41 GMT
the one about Ade is good  |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 12, 2004 17:21:34 GMT
I'm trying to find out who created it, not having much luck though.
It should be heard at Palace and if not, definately in block 19 against Wigan.
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 12, 2004 18:05:19 GMT
yer thats my favourite too.
Pricey shhhhhhhhhhhh, say you did it, i'll be there block 19 if i can!
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Post by Trout_Licker on Feb 12, 2004 21:57:36 GMT
anyone got anymore???????
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Post by giftonswristband on Feb 13, 2004 11:16:49 GMT
Akinbiyi he loves stoke,
He loves stoke,
He loves stoke
Akinbiyi he loves stoke,
He hates Vale!! ;D
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Post by giftonswristband on Feb 13, 2004 11:20:38 GMT
As per the man yoo cantona song....
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me... one ade akinbiyi,
and so on...
until on the twelfth day of of christmas my true love gave to me 12 akinbiyi's, 11 akinbiyi's, 10 akinbiyi's, 9 akinbiyi's, 8 akinbiyi's, 7 akinbiyi's, 6 akinbiyi's, 5 AKINBIYI's, 4 akinbiyi's, 3 akinbiyi's, 2 akinbiyis and ONE ADE AKINBIYI!!!!!!!
Anyone see where i left me coat?
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Post by Trout_Licker on Feb 13, 2004 11:42:08 GMT
SUPER SUPER JOHN
SUPER SUPER JOHN
SUPER SUPER JOHN
SUPER JOHNNY EUSTACE!!
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Post by padders01 on Feb 13, 2004 11:56:40 GMT
Pricey, the Ade song was created Dan i think on the old message board
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Post by danstoke on Feb 13, 2004 13:11:17 GMT
Not me, squire.
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Post by cpepper on Feb 13, 2004 15:29:28 GMT
ooh to
ooh to be
ooh to be a... potta
coat ready
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Post by broadack on Feb 13, 2004 16:25:02 GMT
He's Red, He's White
He plays in gloves, that's right
daaaaryl russell
oh daaaaaaryl russell
or
He's red, he's white
his dancing's fucking shite
wayne thomas, oh wayne thomas
(he's a lumberjack from monty python)
he's greenacre and he's ok,
he works all night and he scores all day(??)
(i need some help finishing this one off)
and would it not be better for the johhny halls song to go
OH JOHNNY HALLS
oh johhny halls
IS WONDERFUL
is wonderful
OH JOHNNY HALLS IS WONDERFUL
HE'S GOT A GREAT FUCKIN' MULLET
OH JOHNNY HALLS IS WONDERFUL
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Post by no1stokie on Feb 13, 2004 16:42:27 GMT
The Thomas ones not bad.
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Post by stokermint on Feb 13, 2004 17:09:46 GMT
To the tune of the Andy Cooke song.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Hoeky is a dutch man,
but he wheres a stokie scarf,
and when sees big ed, he has a fucking larf,
finish off...... (include tache refrences ;D)
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 13, 2004 17:28:45 GMT
Dario Bashing Songs
Dario Uses whips and chains dooo dah doo dah
Dario Uses whips and chains on his Crwho? boys
on the Crwho? boys on the Crwho? boys
Dario uses whips and chains on the Crwho? boys
He goin down on the linesman down on the linesman
Hes goin down on the linesman (to dario)
Also to dario
Did yuo bring your lubricant
Did you bring did you bring
did you bring your lubricant
When you were just a little boy,
You asked your father what would you be
would you be city would you be Crwho?
hes what he said to you
Come sit on my knee me son
Ill take you up the bum
your better than your mum
better than your mum
We hate gay we hate gay boy
(i just made them up lol)
So they will be shyte
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Post by Pricey on Feb 13, 2004 17:56:20 GMT
Same as the Le Saux one:
Da-rio, he takes it up the arse, he takes it up the arse!
etc, etc...
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Post by broadack on Feb 13, 2004 22:39:06 GMT
oh well, i thought my greenacre song had promise  |
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Post by broadack on Feb 14, 2004 23:35:18 GMT
how about (to the tune of let's all do the conga) ROB STYLES IS A WAN-KER STYLES IS A WANKER TRA LA LA LA TRA LA ......he's a fuckwit, prickboy who enjoys anal and russian ladyboys  errrrr, LA LA LA has a ring to it i think no mr styles that is ring as in a bell, not the ring you are interested in |
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 15, 2004 12:05:07 GMT
Theres only 1 Triffic Tony
Theres only 1 Triffic Tony
etc etc.......
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 15, 2004 12:06:07 GMT
DARIO IS A BENDER
HE THINKS THAT CREWE ARE CLASS
AND WHEN HES WITH THE YOUTH TEAM
HE TAKES THEM UP THE ASS!
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 15, 2004 12:06:51 GMT
To Crewe fans: (to the tune of sheep shaggers)
Train Train Train Spotters
etc etc....
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 15, 2004 12:08:41 GMT
To Dario:
You only sing when your bumming
You only sing when your bumming
etc etc....
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 15, 2004 12:09:45 GMT
If i had the wings of a sparrow
The dirty ass of a crow
Wee'd fly over gresty tomorrow
and shit on the benders below
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 15, 2004 12:14:11 GMT
Triffic tonys barmy army
we hate puffs
Triffic tonys barmy army
we hate puffs
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 15, 2004 12:16:07 GMT
CHEER UP DARIO GRADI
OH WAT CAN IT MEAN
TO A SAD BENT BASTARD
AND A SHITE FOOTBALL TEAM
To the tune of "who eat all the pies"
WHO drank ALL THE SPUNK
WHO drank ALL THE SPUNk
U BENT BASTARD U BENT BASTARD
U drank ALL THE SPUNK
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Post by StokieSC on Feb 15, 2004 12:18:13 GMT
Dario is a bender, he was when he was a boy
and when he's shagging Ashton he thinks of Ed de Goey
Oh Ed de Goey.......
;D
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 15, 2004 12:19:53 GMT
YOU CAN STICK HIS FUCKIN BELLEND UP YOUR ARSE
SIDEWAYS
you CAN STICK HIS FUCKIN BELLEND UP YOUR ARSE
SIDE WAYS
YOU CAN STICK HIS FUCKIN BELLEND
STICK HIS FUCKIN BELLEND
STICK HIS FUCKIN BELLEND UP YOUR ARSE
SIDEWAYS
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 15, 2004 12:24:01 GMT
DARIO - WE SAW YOU STANDIN ALONE
ACROSS FROM THE BOYS PLAY ZONE
WITHOUT A KID OF YOUR OWN
DARIO - WE NEW JUST WHAT YOU WERE THERE FOR
WE HEARD YOU SAYING A PRAYER FOR
A BOY YOU REALLY COULD CARE FOR
(blue moon)
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Post by Pricey on Feb 15, 2004 14:42:36 GMT
I know most people (including me) haven't got a fucking clue why someone would want to be gay, but surely we'd get arrested for singing half of that stuff (especially the 'we hate puffs' one) and it's a bit too much?!  |
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Post by SidibeWithTheKiller on Feb 15, 2004 14:49:59 GMT
Pricey
Writing them on a board is one thing,
no one on here would sing them anyway
look at how many times we write songs that NEVER get sung at any place we go. These will be no different.
It's just creative spirit running free. ;D
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