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Post by ben88 on Apr 14, 2010 10:45:25 GMT
the ancient art of japanese poetry.
3 lines,
7 Syllables, then 5, then 7 again,
e.g.
last night i fucked a moo cow,
it smelt like corned beef,
it smells so bad i might puke.
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Post by ColonelMustard on Apr 14, 2010 11:09:45 GMT
if your words are difficult and you make a hash steer clear of that moo cow gash I couldn't avoid the rhyme  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 14, 2010 11:17:57 GMT
Crystal clean toilet bears me,
Straining, pushing hard,
Blood vessel pops in my eye.
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Post by ben88 on Apr 14, 2010 11:21:34 GMT
time is relative they say,
but they are dead wrong
famalama fizzyfaj
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Post by PenkhullStokie on Apr 14, 2010 11:38:14 GMT
I played with my mums vagin,
hairy, smelly, yum.
Blood and fish with lots of Aids.
3.14159
This is magic Pi
Cherry, apple or Balti.
Sickly bastards full of filth
On a messageboard
No where else but the Oatcake.
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Post by londonjamie on Apr 14, 2010 11:47:28 GMT
Dubstep is a (naughty word)
We all know that's true.
PC or Mac? What a turd.
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Apr 14, 2010 11:50:40 GMT
With her wet minge in my mouth
My widge turns erect
I just want to bum her tits
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Post by ben88 on Apr 14, 2010 12:01:16 GMT
With her wet minge in my mouth My widge turns erect I just want to bum her tits best so far, ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 14, 2010 12:13:17 GMT
London Jamie is correct,
I snooze and I snooze
At that PC or MAC Crap.
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 17:44:39 GMT
Poetry can be racist
It's unpleasant to
call me a slanty-eyed Gook
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 19:42:06 GMT
Man 1
"What on earth is your beef dudes?
Botham has fucked off
Since he swept my meat for six"
Man Two
"His beard really does scare me
It looks like a cat
Has taken residence there"
Man1
"Forget about cats you tit
Think of his batting
It's meaty like beefcake pie"
Man 2
"His beard's a cat casserole
Thick with stew juice
And it frightens me badly"
Mike Gatting
"This conversation's pointless
I've just eaten them
Beefy and his cat beard.... Burp"
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 19:44:50 GMT
But how much piss is too much?
Its covered my floor
Clean it up you pissy fuck
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 19:47:10 GMT
Mopping piss is my delight
Absorbing stink juice
With the thick hairs on my palms
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 19:47:21 GMT
Need to masturbate a cat?
Be sure to wear gloves
Felines produce loads of jizz
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 19:49:41 GMT
My cat has no bollocks though
Ejaculation
No more than a puff of wind
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 19:51:21 GMT
Barrymore has scant regard
for poolside safety
Distended anus for you
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 19:55:53 GMT
Floating corpse bobbing gently
Panic ridden face
last thought 'Oh no - anal rape'
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 20:03:36 GMT
Awight? Awight at the back?
Play Strike it Lucky
Now your bum is a Hot-Spot
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:08:02 GMT
Josef Fritzl dungeon man
Sometimes likes to watch
Changing rooms repeats for tips
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:11:29 GMT
Peter Sutcliffe hammer man
Sometimes likes to watch
DIY SOS shows
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:13:06 GMT
Jeffery Dahmer eaty man
Sometimes likes to watch
Ready steady cook for tips
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 20:16:16 GMT
Does Michael read The Oatcake?
I hope he doesn't
Libel case coming our way
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:16:29 GMT
Harold Shipman vaccine man
sometimes likes to watch
Holby City show for tips
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:19:27 GMT
Fred West patio man
sometimes likes to ask
Mandy Jordache for corpse tips
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 20:20:42 GMT
Jamie Oliver; what a
Fat-Tongued mongy prick
Why are you on my TV?
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:24:55 GMT
Cos i'm a pukka geezer
drumming spit faced chef
I make better toast than you
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 20:27:00 GMT
Ian Huntley; failed nonce
You couldn't even
Set light to a wheelie bin
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:31:58 GMT
Jade Goody the cancer pig
Died with a bald head
The nurses called her Kojak
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Post by bigcashprizes on Apr 14, 2010 20:40:00 GMT
Kristian Digby wank man
Died with his cock out
police called him chokey bear
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Post by danceswithclams on Apr 14, 2010 20:40:04 GMT
Piers Morgan, how the fuck
are you on TV?
Your face is like a dog turd
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