A challenge for the Soccer AM Stokies

[StokieSC]

1. Mention Ilford and Dave in the same sentence

2. Mention Oatcakes

3. If theres a "Wheel" oppurtunity - shout WHEEL!

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[sheikh al dubai bin stokie]

smeegs said:

1. Mention Ilford and Dave in the same sentence

you missed out "Legendary"

4). Deride Brazil and Charltontina's promotion chances

[happypotter]

Smack helen chamberlin and that other cunt who presents with her.

There about as funny as a hangover!

[Willowstoke]

Sing

Posh spice is a stokie
I've seen her down the florence
and when she's ******* Beckham
She thinks of Liam Lawrence

obviously cant swear and would be quite apt as he was on the other week....they would piss themselves

[Lightwood]

present Hels Bells with a foil wrapped bacon & cheese oatcake.

when discussing our challengers refer to West Brazil & Brizzle City.

Mention that we are concerned about the mental health of Alan Pardew and his unbelievable excuses for losing matches.

Could mention that Lawrence has been in roasting form ;D

Would be nice to see one of the stokies in a Jamica shirt in tribute to Ricci.

[happypotter]

Try and understand what Jennifer Ellison says.

[jacksscfc]

Say that Sidibe is the best striker in the league without laughing ;D

After every question alway's start your answer with" he's a good kiddie" ;D

Every time West Brazil are mentioned start singing boing boing bag a shit ;D

Go on a dare thee...

[jezzascfc]

Call West Brazil by their proper name - West Brazil.

Call Alan Pardew by his proper name - Alan Mardew.

Hoof all the balls over the target in the challenge in a sarcastic response (hoofing the ball is all we know) to the press's "colour by numbers" reports on our "route one" football.

Whoever does the walk with the soccerette has to pinch her arse at the end of the catwalk!

At least once, refer to our bouncebackability following the recent defeats.

[frasier37]

"Whoever does the walk with the soccerette has to pinch her arse at the end of the catwalk! "

and say,

frasier37 is watching you vigorously ;D

[u2oxeterstokie]

Do a self wedgie if you score in the shootout!

[stone6]

I will mention when asked how we'll do against Watford that i hope Mama scores as we have won every game that he has scored in this season, i like the Lawrence in roasting form idea and will try and hammer West Brazil at every chance. Already thought when asked about TP we'd say he's a smashing lad who works aaaaaarrrdddd!!!! ;D ;D ;D

[drjeffsdiscobarge]

jezzascfc said:

Hoof all the balls over the target in the challenge in a sarcastic response (hoofing the ball is all we know) to the press's "colour by numbers" reports on our "route one" football.

That my friend is a stroke of genius. ;D

[Somebody_Told_Me]

see how many times you can say "Triffic" and all speak in welsh accents

[stone6]

Any ideas what song we do at the start??? Dunno if they'll let us do Delilah

[onlyonesirstan]

Its got to be Delilah, surely

[Deleted]

Is anyone off the board going on the show?

That’s pure fruitjuice that we’re on whilst we’re going strong in the top 2.

Do us proud lads!!!

[tom1potter]

LOL that hoofing one is brilliant idea! You have got to do it!

And when Helen asks you what went wrong- just say!

"as proven from Alan Pardews comments we all know the pitches are difficult at the moment and as the pitches dry out i'm sure we will get better"

[serpico]

stone6 said:

Any ideas what song we do at the start??? Dunno if they'll let us do Delilah

Change "dick" to the original lyric "knife".

[tom1potter]

Or i put my piece in her hand? ;D

[vestanpance]

I'm really looking forward to this weeks Soccer AM.

It'll be fucking macaroons to see the boys representing!!

Offer to touch Chamberlain on air, in her delicate feminine area. For a £10.

[Danstoke82]

Just keep singing Delilah throughout the whole program

[SegaMegaDave]

ask helen chamberlain if she really does have a cock

[sirpineapple89]

Replace 'dick' with 'meat' and you're sorted.

[sheffieldstokie82]

I think during the hollywood game that all taking throw-ins would be a nice twist and a nice tribute to super Rory!

[Danstoke82]

Super Rory, great idea Sheffield Stokie. Just watch out for them biscuits on there desk incase Beast is there, give Chamberlain a pinched arse from DanStoke 82, a bird who likes footy, poker and beer....fan bloody tastic

[alfhart]

Why not sing. Were red were white were ******* dynamite Stoke City Stoke City. as probably remembered by older supporters. This is my 1st post .

[realstokebloke]

Simple.

Shag the Soccerette.

(Unless she's a Brazil fan.)

[Danstoke82]

realstokebloke said:

Simple.

Shag the Soccerette.

(Unless she's a Brazil fan.)

Liking it, that would be one for the books and would shut up that "cockney" Man Ure Supporter Goldstein.

Even better if the Soccerette turns out to be a Stokie! , I'd shag her for that

[Big Sam]

Hoofing the balls over when taking the shots would be f*****g brilliant. You,d go down in history.

For a song how about "E I E I E I O, up the football........
(and finish it with R U watching West Brasil)

[Adster]

so who is going to soccer am then from here?

when did this get confirmed? i havent been on for a few days as pc probs at home.,

if these thigs come off, it will be legendary ;D