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Post by StokieSC on Mar 12, 2008 11:53:42 GMT
1. Mention Ilford and Dave in the same sentence 2. Mention Oatcakes 3. If theres a "Wheel" oppurtunity - shout WHEEL! Add more
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Post by sheikh al dubai bin stokie on Mar 12, 2008 11:57:29 GMT
1. Mention Ilford and Dave in the same sentence you missed out "Legendary" 4). Deride Brazil and Charltontina's promotion chances
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Post by happypotter on Mar 12, 2008 11:57:42 GMT
Smack helen chamberlin and that other cunt who presents with her.
There about as funny as a hangover!
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Willowstoke
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I'll miss me cardiff mates
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Post by Willowstoke on Mar 12, 2008 11:59:19 GMT
Sing
Posh spice is a stokie I've seen her down the florence and when she's ******* Beckham She thinks of Liam Lawrence
obviously cant swear and would be quite apt as he was on the other week....they would piss themselves
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Post by Lightwood on Mar 12, 2008 12:00:02 GMT
present Hels Bells with a foil wrapped bacon & cheese oatcake.
when discussing our challengers refer to West Brazil & Brizzle City.
Mention that we are concerned about the mental health of Alan Pardew and his unbelievable excuses for losing matches.
Could mention that Lawrence has been in roasting form ;D
Would be nice to see one of the stokies in a Jamica shirt in tribute to Ricci.
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Post by happypotter on Mar 12, 2008 12:02:27 GMT
Try and understand what Jennifer Ellison says.
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Post by jacksscfc on Mar 12, 2008 12:21:35 GMT
Say that Sidibe is the best striker in the league without laughing ;D
After every question alway's start your answer with" he's a good kiddie" ;D
Every time West Brazil are mentioned start singing boing boing bag a shit ;D
Go on a dare thee...
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Post by jezzascfc on Mar 12, 2008 12:21:45 GMT
Call West Brazil by their proper name - West Brazil.
Call Alan Pardew by his proper name - Alan Mardew.
Hoof all the balls over the target in the challenge in a sarcastic response (hoofing the ball is all we know) to the press's "colour by numbers" reports on our "route one" football.
Whoever does the walk with the soccerette has to pinch her arse at the end of the catwalk!
At least once, refer to our bouncebackability following the recent defeats.
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Post by frasier37 on Mar 12, 2008 12:28:10 GMT
"Whoever does the walk with the soccerette has to pinch her arse at the end of the catwalk! "
and say,
frasier37 is watching you vigorously ;D
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Post by u2oxeterstokie on Mar 12, 2008 12:31:02 GMT
Do a self wedgie if you score in the shootout!
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Post by stone6 on Mar 12, 2008 12:36:01 GMT
I will mention when asked how we'll do against Watford that i hope Mama scores as we have won every game that he has scored in this season, i like the Lawrence in roasting form idea and will try and hammer West Brazil at every chance. Already thought when asked about TP we'd say he's a smashing lad who works aaaaaarrrdddd!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Mar 12, 2008 12:38:27 GMT
Hoof all the balls over the target in the challenge in a sarcastic response (hoofing the ball is all we know) to the press's "colour by numbers" reports on our "route one" football. That my friend is a stroke of genius. ;D
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Mar 12, 2008 12:38:56 GMT
see how many times you can say "Triffic" and all speak in welsh accents
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Post by stone6 on Mar 12, 2008 12:40:40 GMT
Any ideas what song we do at the start??? Dunno if they'll let us do Delilah
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Post by onlyonesirstan on Mar 12, 2008 12:45:43 GMT
Its got to be Delilah, surely
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2008 12:52:39 GMT
Is anyone off the board going on the show?
That’s pure fruitjuice that we’re on whilst we’re going strong in the top 2.
Do us proud lads!!!
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Post by tom1potter on Mar 12, 2008 12:53:04 GMT
LOL that hoofing one is brilliant idea! You have got to do it!
And when Helen asks you what went wrong- just say!
"as proven from Alan Pardews comments we all know the pitches are difficult at the moment and as the pitches dry out i'm sure we will get better"
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Post by serpico on Mar 12, 2008 12:55:05 GMT
Any ideas what song we do at the start??? Dunno if they'll let us do Delilah Change "dick" to the original lyric "knife".
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Post by tom1potter on Mar 12, 2008 12:56:18 GMT
Or i put my piece in her hand? ;D
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 12, 2008 12:57:28 GMT
I'm really looking forward to this weeks Soccer AM.
It'll be fucking macaroons to see the boys representing!!
Offer to touch Chamberlain on air, in her delicate feminine area. For a £10.
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Post by Danstoke82 on Mar 12, 2008 12:58:42 GMT
Just keep singing Delilah throughout the whole program
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Mar 12, 2008 12:59:16 GMT
ask helen chamberlain if she really does have a cock
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Mar 12, 2008 13:00:38 GMT
Replace 'dick' with 'meat' and you're sorted.
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sheffieldstokie82
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Post by sheffieldstokie82 on Mar 12, 2008 13:01:18 GMT
I think during the hollywood game that all taking throw-ins would be a nice twist and a nice tribute to super Rory!
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Post by Danstoke82 on Mar 12, 2008 13:04:34 GMT
Super Rory, great idea Sheffield Stokie. Just watch out for them biscuits on there desk incase Beast is there, give Chamberlain a pinched arse from DanStoke 82, a bird who likes footy, poker and beer....fan bloody tastic
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Post by alfhart on Mar 12, 2008 13:11:55 GMT
Why not sing. Were red were white were ******* dynamite Stoke City Stoke City. as probably remembered by older supporters. This is my 1st post .
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Post by realstokebloke on Mar 12, 2008 13:15:09 GMT
Simple.
Shag the Soccerette.
(Unless she's a Brazil fan.)
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Post by Danstoke82 on Mar 12, 2008 13:18:47 GMT
Simple.
Shag the Soccerette.
(Unless she's a Brazil fan.) Liking it, that would be one for the books and would shut up that "cockney" Man Ure Supporter Goldstein. Even better if the Soccerette turns out to be a Stokie! , I'd shag her for that
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Post by Big Sam on Mar 12, 2008 13:29:37 GMT
Hoofing the balls over when taking the shots would be f*****g brilliant. You,d go down in history.
For a song how about "E I E I E I O, up the football........ (and finish it with R U watching West Brasil)
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Post by Adster on Mar 12, 2008 13:31:46 GMT
so who is going to soccer am then from here?
when did this get confirmed? i havent been on for a few days as pc probs at home.,
if these thigs come off, it will be legendary ;D
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