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Post by sovietonion on Mar 3, 2008 10:40:52 GMT
It's so simple and I can't believe I haven't thought of it before. Lock both players in a gym with a goal and a football. Leave for several days deprived of food, light, heat etc to get the correct level of sensory deprivation. Eventually being pro footballers, they'll eventually pick up the ball to alleviate the boredom/hunger etc. If they strike the ball into the goal, the pair get a reward. For Parkin a Bacon butty or a pint of Bass. For Mama a cheque for two grand from Sammy Bangoura and a free punch in his face. For every miss, Parkin is given an egg salad or a lentil casserole. Mama's misses are punished by a Togolese glazing incident. If one misses and the other scores the misser has to sit in the middle and 'downhill racer' Glenn Roeder and Dave Jones. Repeated exposure to this associates goals with good feelings and higher self esteem and associates mises with feelings of discomfort/mortal fear. We could have a ninety goal a season partnership here maybe?  |
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Post by bettyswallocks on Mar 3, 2008 10:44:48 GMT
Brilliant ;D
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Post by mrblobbysdad on Mar 3, 2008 10:45:47 GMT
Funny as.... !!!!
Desperate times call for desperate measures!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2008 10:48:29 GMT
Unfortunately you are getting confused with Skinner's Rat and Pavlov's Dogs.
A good idea though.
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Post by stokief on Mar 3, 2008 10:49:36 GMT
Could you also set-up a brain-washing area so that Tony never plays Danny Pugh in any position other than midfield again? I've often wondered if hypnotism would work on Mama and Pericard.....no really, I have!  |
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