Gambling and Stoke City FC

[Bonkolina]

Does any other stupid cunt do this or am I the only one with this shitty logic ?

Step 1. Bet on the other side. This enables you to amazingly happy if SCFC win or amazingly happier (deluded) when the other side scrape a lucky result. Draws are wank.

Step 2. It doesn't matter how wank the ex player are and the fact they haven't got a goal in 17 years when they play SCFC they are the best bet for the first scorer. Put your fucking mortgage on them to piss stokies off.

Step 3. No away wins since 1983. Off to the Britannia and its a dead friggin cert.

Step 4. Stoke City are 1 point away from automatic promotion. They are playing a team full of blind lesbain limb challenged asylum seekers (aka WBA) who haven't won ever. They have a man/woman/thing sent off it the first 5 minutes. Bet on them NOW !!!

Step 5. Talking of the boing boing baggie bastards. For those of you who don't bet. The first time you do will be on a dead cert because they haven't beat us for christ knows how long. Put you money on us for a win and we will happily fuck it up.

Step 6. All bookies are cunts

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[chrispk76]

every week i back the opposition, i even get people ringing me up to remind me to put it on as i have no luck when it comes to betting.
the other week i thought i was close, i had patto and 2-1 for scunthorpe, thankfully the bet didn't come in.

basically fellas as long as i can get to the bookies we will win this league.

[tazi]

Find one tomorrow please chrispk.

Thanks.