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Post by sheikh al dubai bin stokie on Feb 29, 2008 20:27:50 GMT
Ive just flown back from Dubai for the weekend, shit journey, 7 1/2 hour flight, and two hours on the ground in DXB. The hell part comes from the guy sitting next to me for nearly 10 hours... I just knew it as he walked up the aircraft aisle he'd be sitting next to me, a red faced **** in a dingles shirt  So i said.. "Wolves huh??... we had a good result at your place recently... Im a Stokie" BIG MISTAKE 10 hours of yam yam yam yam yam yam ..... mainly about Us and Brazil thinking we have a god given right to be in the Prem!! huh??? I seriously wanted to slot the fooker after half an hour... |
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Post by r10ryx on Feb 29, 2008 20:30:42 GMT
unlucky mate..... shame you couldnt have had snakes on the plane...
I like that film.... soz for goin off subject,,,,, you should have stabbed him with you plastic fork....
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Post by algor on Feb 29, 2008 20:32:19 GMT
;D have some Karma as compensation!
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Post by r10ryx on Feb 29, 2008 20:37:33 GMT
you should have sang
Oh wanky wanky, Wanky, wanky, wanky. wanky Wanderers.
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Post by muckakev on Feb 29, 2008 20:39:56 GMT
Cant believe you lasted that long. Would of asked to be moved mesen, you deserve a medal.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 29, 2008 20:43:35 GMT
Prolly should have walked/swam instead, I mean, it's not far is it? That's just plain laziness in my book.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 20:45:31 GMT
Ive just flown back from Dubai for the weekend, shit journey, 7 1/2 hour flight, and two hours on the ground in DXB. The hell part comes from the guy sitting next to me for nearly 10 hours... I just knew it as he walked up the aircraft aisle he'd be sitting next to me, a red faced **** in a dingles shirt So i said.. "Wolves huh??... we had a good result at your place recently... Im a Stokie" Did he throw a brick at you?...typical Wolves BIG MISTAKE 10 hours of yam yam yam yam yam yam ..... mainly about Us and Brazil thinking we have a god given right to be in the Prem!! huh??? I seriously wanted to slot the fooker after half an hour... |
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Post by Pembo on Feb 29, 2008 20:56:50 GMT
You should of smacked the dingle bastard in the eye
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 29, 2008 21:02:35 GMT
;D Pembo
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 23:19:36 GMT
you should of kept humming just audible the theme to wanky wanders just enough to keep it in his mind throughout the journey.
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 29, 2008 23:24:23 GMT
or just shout hes got a bomb  soon be tied down and beaten |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 23:28:27 GMT
I have just been mesmerised by the dancing whatevers on your siggy Stokiematt  |
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 29, 2008 23:31:49 GMT
i no bananas might put a few side by side |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 23:34:23 GMT
oh fuck they are multiplying it like cyber gremlins |
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 29, 2008 23:35:39 GMT
you think theres room for anouther line?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 23:39:24 GMT
I have an eery thought of the little dancing fucker all over my bed during the night dancing just doing that dancing **shivers**
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 29, 2008 23:54:15 GMT
They slow my PC down.
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 29, 2008 23:57:17 GMT
my bananas slowing down your computer?
want me get rid for you?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 29, 2008 23:57:23 GMT
No no no no no you think they do they, mess with your perception evil little bastards.
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Post by soicowboy on Mar 1, 2008 0:02:50 GMT
I sat with members of some weird religion on a flight from Atlanta to Manchester I think it was- spent the whole flight quoting from some religious guru ( think he was Chinese) and trying to convince me to join their cult- by the looks of the photos they looked like some odd wife-swapping fraternity. As none of them were under 50 I politely declined. One looked like Weird Al Jankovich  Sounds like you got a worse deal though Mr Dubai. Supporting Wolves- I suppose it is like worshipping a really false idol though I like the bananas by the way- |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2008 0:05:03 GMT
Yeah I would rather take my chance with the guru too.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 1, 2008 0:08:32 GMT
thanks soi did have more but people moaned |
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Post by wiggey on Mar 1, 2008 0:40:13 GMT
matt, those bananas are bloody dangerous! they've put me in a trance! so atleast make it two lines of them if your going to the effort |
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 1, 2008 0:44:18 GMT
fine then wiggy if they fit in the box
you can take the moaners when its slowing down their computers tho
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Post by wiggey on Mar 1, 2008 0:45:20 GMT
fuck the moaners, the bananas are more important than people on dial-up. and its wiggey with an e |
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 1, 2008 0:48:11 GMT
sorry WIGGEY  and your bananas are now on show |
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Post by vientianescfc on Mar 1, 2008 7:31:30 GMT
Dubai . . . you've got no one to blame but yourself!!!! You broke the golden rule of never initiating a conversation on plane unless it with a member of the opposite sex and one around your age. I learnt very quickly in my early days of frequent flying when I started a conversation with the guy sitting next to me who turned out to be an israeli and was the most boring fucker I've ever have the misfortune to get stuck with. Thankfully it was only a short flight - but it was too long to be stuck next to him! After that I have bided by my rule above and never had an problems!  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2008 7:43:09 GMT
Dubai . . . you've got no one to blame but yourself!!!! You broke the golden rule of never initiating a conversation on plane unless it with a member of the opposite sex and one around your age. I learnt very quickly in my early days of frequent flying when I started a conversation with the guy sitting next to me who turned out to be an israeli and was the most boring fucker I've ever have the misfortune to get stuck with. Thankfully it was only a short flight - but it was too long to be stuck next to him! After that I have bided by my rule above and never had an problems! Very good advice indeed. |
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Post by sheikh al dubai bin stokie on Mar 1, 2008 11:57:05 GMT
Dubai . . . you've got no one to blame but yourself!!!! You broke the golden rule of never initiating a conversation on plane unless it with a member of the opposite sex and one around your age. I learnt very quickly in my early days of frequent flying when I started a conversation with the guy sitting next to me who turned out to be an israeli and was the most boring fucker I've ever have the misfortune to get stuck with. Thankfully it was only a short flight - but it was too long to be stuck next to him! After that I have bided by my rule above and never had an problems! yeah i know... thats my cardinal rule too, i just couldnt resist it... little did i realise i was sitting next to a friggin member of the fundimentalist element |
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Post by meladben on Mar 1, 2008 12:06:27 GMT
cool nannas....i likes the purple ones
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