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Post by 'i'mnaked' on Jan 8, 2008 23:21:51 GMT
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wiggey
Academy Starlet
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Post by wiggey on Jan 8, 2008 23:28:11 GMT
"parkin has started his run into the box, he will be there sometime this week"  |
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Post by 'i'mnaked' on Jan 8, 2008 23:30:43 GMT
"parkin has started his run into the box, he will be there sometime this week" AHAHAHAH, GOOD ONE WIGGY, I PISSED MYSELF AFTER WATCHING THE RECORDING OF THE TOON MATCH ON TV WHEN I HEARD THAT!!! PRETTY GOOD ANALYSIS OF PARKIN, HOWEVER IF THERE IS ONE PLAYER I WOULD EXPECT TO SCORE FROM THAT POSITION IT'S HIM! HE HAS GREAT QUALITY WITH THE BALL AT HIS FEET, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE HAS A MEAT PIE IN HIS OTHER HAND.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by brayo82 on Jan 9, 2008 0:13:05 GMT
Steffan, Kuntz the Germans have scored.
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Jan 9, 2008 7:00:29 GMT
Can only be the late and much missed legend that was Brian Johnson ("The batsman's Holding.."). Not least because it was impromptu and not planned.
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Post by basingstokie on Jan 9, 2008 13:21:00 GMT
I'm going with the Parkin quote
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2008 13:54:23 GMT
Can't remember who said it but:
"For those of you watching in black and white; Tottenham are playing in the yellow strip"
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Post by Pedropotter on Jan 10, 2008 11:54:06 GMT
loony.... i think it was a snooker quote from the old pot black days. '......hes lining up on the green, for those with black and white tv's the green is the one behind the pink.' ;D
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jan 10, 2008 12:29:30 GMT
"If History is going to repeat itself we can expect the same again"
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Post by robin1302 on Jan 10, 2008 17:09:52 GMT
''Playing in Italy... is like playing in a foreign country'' - Ian Rush
;D
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Post by Kilo on Jan 11, 2008 21:17:54 GMT
"Oh do stop it Angus...." I don't think it can be beaten ! |
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Post by Olgrligm on Jan 11, 2008 22:30:31 GMT
"Here at Wimbledon, the heavens have literally opened"
Can't remember who that was, but it was Wimbledon 2007.
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Post by Miniman on Jan 12, 2008 15:15:51 GMT
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew!!!!!! Harry Carpenter
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Post by Gunslinger on Jan 15, 2008 20:31:57 GMT
First one:
"'Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Sir Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Jeg har et budskap til deg, midt under valgkampen, vi har slått England ut av verdensmesterskapet i fotball! Your boys took one hell of a beating! Norge har slått England i fotball! Vi er best i verden!"
Second one:
Reporter (Crooks?) to Strachan: "Can I have a quick word?"
Strachan: "Velocity" (and walks off...!)
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Post by Matthews dad on Feb 1, 2008 15:23:45 GMT
"Come on you Va.le twats",about 200 of us running up hamil road.  |
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Feb 1, 2008 15:55:50 GMT
"doms been playing through pain all season nige, and hes been fantastic again today"
havent times changed
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2008 20:45:28 GMT
"It's hit low and hard; it's over the bar!" - the 'legendary' George Andrews commentating on a Vale game. If I remember rightly, there was a quote of it in a copy of an Oatcake *anorak alert*
There are a lot of others, but that one always sticks in my mind for some reason! Another one of Crooks' memorable moments was when he went up to Sven following England's 0-0 draw with Nigeria in the 2002 World Cup and he said "I can confirm that England have progressed..."
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Feb 3, 2008 9:07:05 GMT
Another from the late Johnners - "just couldn't quite get his leg over". When Botham fell over his stumps (1991, against West Indies).
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 3, 2008 13:03:37 GMT
"Your face looks like a penis".
Fabio Capello to Paolo Di Canio.
;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 3, 2008 13:08:30 GMT
"He has to play to his strengths. His strength; his strength." Mr Kevin Keegan. |
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 3, 2008 19:28:52 GMT
john motson"that pericard really is a pile of wank isnt he"
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Post by ywhyydelilah on Mar 2, 2008 8:37:38 GMT
"The fans are on the pitch,they think its all over,it is now!
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Post by leeklad on Mar 3, 2008 12:57:22 GMT
"THE VALE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY RELEGATED"any time soon
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 3, 2008 18:02:26 GMT
"And inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
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Post by leeklad on Mar 3, 2008 19:06:36 GMT
next season"and this weeks first game on match of the day is stoke city versus"
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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2008 19:27:27 GMT
"Di Mattio's blind sister is watching from the stands here at wembley today" - John Motson
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Post by serpico on Mar 3, 2008 21:01:00 GMT
"if we take out foot off the gas we'll end up with our pants down and get our backsides slapped" T. Pulis |
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Post by Spiros on Mar 4, 2008 8:42:55 GMT
"And Jaunterena opens his legs and shows his class." With regards to the great Cuban 400 metre runner.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2008 21:51:49 GMT
'the goalkeepers a clown' by Brian Clough
Tomaszewsk then went on to have a blinder v England
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Mar 12, 2008 12:54:44 GMT
Last night on Sky when Beagrie said "Charlton can count themselves lucky not to be two up"
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