mumf

[mermaidsal]

According to Urban Dictionary there are 3 meanings... but which is it??

1. mumf
verb
to mumf
the activity of sniffing ladies bicycle saddles
Royal Navy slang.
Q. "What's your hobby?"
A. "Mumfing"
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saddles royal navy slang snif smell
by parmaman Jul 4, 2009 share this

2. mumf
Function: Adj.

Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing

Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair

b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.
A.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"

Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"

B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.
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clumsy clumsyfuck goof blundering clusterfuck
by MadMatt Apr 10, 2008 share this

3. mumf
(n.) abbreviation
Messed Up Mother Fucker
You did what?! You're such a mumf .
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mother fucker messed up jerk bitch ass
by Markus Filamigo Jan 18, 2008 share this

[hoekofneverland]

;D ;D ;D

[scfcrmagic]

3 seems most likely ...

But i like 1 best......so I'll go with that... ;D ;D

[prong]

I'd say 3.

[Northy]

well I've never heard of number 1, perhaps Spanishstokey has ?

[hoekofneverland]

I wasn't going to say but, i'll go for 1 +3

[Inverness Stokie]

3 sounds likely BUT 1 does it for me.

[mermaidsal]

My God there's a whole saddle-sniffing world

snudge v. To sniff a ladies bicycle seat after she leaves it chained to park
railings. Also known as quumfing. See also snufty.

snufty n. One who derives pleasure from sniffing, bicycle seats, drip trays
(qv), socks etc.

[Orbs]

Oct 11, 2009 18:49:04 GMT mermaidsal said:

My God there's a whole saddle-sniffing world

snudge v. To sniff a ladies bicycle seat after she leaves it chained to park
railings. Also known as quumfing. See also snufty.

snufty n. One who derives pleasure from sniffing, bicycle seats, drip trays
(qv), socks etc.

Uncle Nobby Macc Lads ;D ;D

[bayernoatcake]

The navy one. It explains why he's a Plymouth fan.

[Deleted]

Am I missing something here?

A dole scum who wants hard working folk to support his lazy ways who lives in one of the worst places in England, Europe, the world.......

supports Plymouth ???

[bayernoatcake]

Oct 11, 2009 23:03:24 GMT rmb72 said:

Am I missing something here?

A dole scum who wants hard working folk to support his lazy ways who lives in one of the worst places in England, Europe, the world.......

supports Plymouth ???

Back when Boskamp was manager, he wanted Stoke to lose to Plymouth.

[kidsgrove4]

Manchester
United's
Mingy
Fanny?

[jonesinamillion]

Mr
Universes
Man
Fat

?

[lawrieleslie]

According to Urban Dictionary there are 3 meanings... but which is it??

1. mumf
verb
to mumf
the activity of sniffing ladies bicycle saddles
Royal Navy slang.
Q. "What's your hobby?"
A. "Mumfing"
get this def on a mug
saddles royal navy slang snif smell
by parmaman Jul 4, 2009 share this

Sorry sal I was in Royal Navy for nearly 1000 years and never came across the slang "mumf". Check this out:
www.royalnavy.mod.uk/jackspeak/

[elystokie]

I too spent a considerable amount of time in the 'Senior Service' (I visited the Dead Sea before it even reported sick ) and I've never heard this particular naval slang term either.

So it'll be number 3 in describing the 'Green Army' member for me also.